I’ve been discussing this project in hushed tones for the past few months due to my irrational fear that it’ll get ruthlessly co-opted by a global pizza conglomerate, but I just can’t wait any longer. The world needs to know about this.

The world needs to know about The Stuffalo Crust Pizza.

Codenamed “Project X,” The Stuffalo is the brainchild of my friend Jason Fetz. It’s a riff on the Pizza Hut stuffed crust, the novelty that inspired an entire generation of Sega-playing indoor kids (and Ringo Starr) to consume slices backwards. A rope of mozzarella was rolled up into the edges of the dough to produce a gooey, sinful and clearly unnecessary eating experience. As you might’ve surmised, The Stuffalo takes this idea and poultryfies it — buffalo chicken, not cheese, is what’s being crammed into crusts in 2009.

I recently assembled some friends, including Jason, in my home kitchen to make the Stuffalo — up to that point just a fun topic to bring up while shamefully drunk at the P.O.P.E. — a tangible, scarfable reality.

How’d it turn out?

Just as I expected.


Since this was our first attempt at baking The Stuffalo, no one was sure where to begin. So we decided to experiment with several different techniques and fillers to determine which approach made for maximum Stuffalology.

A heated debate arose when discussing what type of buffalo chicken would produce the best results. An alcohol-fueled faceoff promptly developed between the breaded, already-nuggeted chicken and raw meat contingents. We decided to bake three separate Stuffalos — one featuring pre-cooked popcorn chicken simmered in a homemade buffalo sauce, another built around skinless chicken breast sautéed with the sauce in a pan, and a third option featuring Morning Star Farms fake buffalo wings in lieu of real-person pollo.

We began by prepping ingredients, most notably the buffalo sauce — nothing more than Crystal, melted butter and a few dashes of salt and pepper. Various cheeses were grated. Onions and mushrooms were chopped. Sauce cans were popped. Crappy Ikea pizza pans were lightly oiled because it seemed like the proper thing to do.

Then came the task of prepping the pie base itself. We acquired sacks of ready-to-go dough from Shop-Rite, but having minimal experience with the squishy stuff made stretching and pan-fitting a challenge. (No one attempted to throw it.) My buddy Ryan Beck, who you can see in the first set of photos above, succeeded in making the dough his lady, getting it ready for the most critical moment of the experiment — the stuffing of the uffalo.

Stretching the dough out so it hung over the edge of the pan helped create a foldable lip for our first attempt, which involved that rough-chopped popcorn chicken. But this didn’t mean that the process went smoothly. Arranging the chicken and folding the dough over the cargo was easy — getting that dough to stay put like good dough should, however, was much more difficult. There was much cursing and pinching and thumb-thrusting, which eventually led to the demented result in Set 2 of the photos. No matter, though — after applying our sauce and cheese, our first-ever Stuffalo Crust Pizza went into a 450-degree oven for about 12 minutes.

I know you’re supposed to wait when it comes to these things, but as soon as we removed piping-hot Stuffalo #1 from the oven, we cut it up, dumped some Ken’s bleu cheese dressing into a ramekin (for dipping!) and dug in with little to no regard for the welfare of our tongues. Verdict? Thing was ugly as hell, but it tasted like heaven. There was a noticeable sogginess to the breading of the chicken in the crust, but aside from that, the conceptual Stuffalo was a success — the signature zesty kick of buffalo sauce was properly encapsulated, and in many ways intensified, by its chewy crust blanket.

The cheese/sauce part of the pizza was good, too.

Stuffalo #2, which featured raw skinless chicken marinated in sauce and sautéed in a pan prior to stuffage, had the distinction of featuring additional toppings — pepperoni, mushrooms and onions got the scatter treatment for this round. Another difference here was the decision to spread the tomato sauce prior to folding the dough over the chicken, which resulted in a bit of it leaking into the crust itself. That lent to the overall tenderness of the stuffing, but found myself wishing there was more breaded crispiness in each bite.

Then there was Stuffalo #3 — the fake chicken one. I personally prefer my buffalo flavor delivered doused as opposed to baked in, but I have to give it to the Morning Star pizza for featuring the most inside-the-crust crunch of all our attempts.

This was our first foray into the dangerous, glamorous world of The Stuffalo Crust Pizza, but definitely not our last. I’ve already drawn up a strategy combining all the best aspects of each pizza by preparing my own breaded chicken at home — I think it’ll alleviate any sogginess and provide the elusive crunch I so long for. Maybe we’ll drizzle the pie itself in blue cheese dressing next time — or maybe we’ll even use crumbled bleu instead of shredded mozz/cheddar on top. We can really go in any direction with this — and knowing as much fills my heart with radioactive levels of joy.

Posted 2009-03-11 15:29:38
For those of you reading this who are compelled to try it at home, my vote goes for the first incarnation of stuffalo.  It was definitely the best and by no small coincidence it was the one I made. LONG LIVE STUFFALO!!

Posted 2009-03-11 15:57:43
I need a new pair of pants after seeing this.  Option 1 seems like the best bet.  Thanks for helping to contribute to my early, heart-related death.

Jason H Fetz
Posted 2009-03-11 16:30:07
My way is the best.

Craving: The Stuffalo (Buffalo Stuffed Crust Pizza) | FOODBEAST – ONLINE FOOD PUBLICATION :: BEEN HUNGRY SINCE ’88
Posted 2009-03-11 16:36:48
[...] as a beast, in the context of me never having ever seen/imagined this before. The guys over at MealTicket have a few more pictures which shows you how to construct one, and their thought process behind the [...] 

Posted 2009-03-11 16:45:53
i was there for this remarkable experience and i can tell you, it was the highlight of 09 so far.

Posted 2009-03-11 16:59:01
how about using the KFC sauceless spicey wings?  that way, you don't get a wet crust, but you still get the kick.

The Stuffalo – Crapazon
Posted 2009-03-11 17:04:24
[...] Many more photos from the experiment. [...] 

Posted 2009-03-11 17:24:26
This sounds.....magical. Though I'm still disappointed that it had nothing to do with Ruffalo. :( :(

I recommend adding the bleu cheese as part of the regular cheese mixture, and then also dipping whilst eating.

Posted 2009-03-11 17:26:33
this story and these photos truly are remarkable. great work, team! makes me wanna eat me some stuffalopizzapie right NOW.

Posted 2009-03-11 17:27:12
Just when you think you've seen every kind of wacky pizza, you guys come along. Thanks for this. It makes a certain kind of sense.

Drew Lazor
Posted 2009-03-11 18:29:40

Glad to be of service! Thanks for linking.

Posted 2009-03-11 18:41:22
Just saw this over at Serious Eats.  I'm going to try this for my 14 year old son.  I will be trying the breast stuffing, mixed with a bit of blue cheese and mozzarella cheese and for me, a CNYer, the sauce has to Frank's Red Hot.  Thanks for the idea guys!

James Beale
Posted 2009-03-11 23:18:42
just an inspired project all the way through

Posted 2009-03-12 09:26:16
Ok, something must be in the air.  My friends and I were in the Poconos this weekend and also made a Stuffalo... yes, we too called it the Stuffalo, so I'm not sure if there is some sort of trademarking thing we need to look into... :)  We went for a white pizza with shredded chicken inside the crust.  My friend Daniel is going to be guest blogging about it on kitchenplay this week.  We should compare notes.

Sam Fran
Posted 2009-03-12 10:40:50
It looks like my weekend plans are set...but I'll be damned if I do not toss the dough.

David McMurray
Posted 2009-03-12 10:56:24
Very cool idea. I am looking forward to trying this out. Thanks for the great idea.

Posted 2009-03-12 13:01:33
the kitchenplay Stuffalo recipe is up (with a bit about how we came to the idea... I suspect there was someone with a big mouth on the Project X team... ;) ) 


Posted 2009-03-12 15:17:58
I think I just fell in love... this is the best thing I have ever seen...

chris h
Posted 2009-03-13 00:20:14
Looks great! Were the perdue pop corn chicken cooked prior to being put into the crust or did they cook while in it? I'm curious because I wouldnt want to over cook them.


Drew Lazor
Posted 2009-03-13 00:53:40
chris h:

The popcorn chicken bites came fully cooked, but frozen. We thawed them out before combining them with the buffalo sauce. I think for next time, it would be better to crisp up the breaded chicken in the toaster oven prior to stuffalo-ing them.

The Stuffalo: A Buffalo-Chicken-Stuffed -Crust Pizza – Pizza Restaurant Review Blog –
Posted 2009-03-17 08:28:44
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Posted 2010-04-03 20:59:46
Great idea will give it a try!

Posted 2010-04-04 23:46:11
zmy arteries are crying rght now - did everyone survive the experience?  Talk about a heart attack on a plate!