February 26-March 3, 2004 pretzel logic Yeeeeer Out! by Howard Altman There are few things that bring me as much joy in life as standing on a baseball diamond, playing ball with my children. The diamond is my respite, my…

[an error occurred while processing this directive] December 25-31, 2003 pretzel logic Dean, Warts and All by Howard Altman Long before 9/11, Democrats were mocking George W. Bush as a man who could not pronounce half the countries in the…

[an error occurred while processing this directive] December 25-31, 2003 pretzel logic Dean, Warts and All by Howard Altman Long before 9/11, Democrats were mocking George W. Bush as a man who could not pronounce half the countries in the…

[an error occurred while processing this directive] December 4-10, 2003 pretzel logic Phil in the Blanks by Howard Altman No matter how many times I tell it, the story of the www.saudi-binladin-group.com website verges on Beautiful Mind territory, so I…

[an error occurred while processing this directive] October 30-November 5, 2003 slant John Street for Mayor by Howard Altman John Street is the master of disaster, a guy who walks the high wire and wobbles, but never falls. For 25…

[an error occurred while processing this directive] October 2- 8, 2003 mixpicks Larry Fine’s 101th Birthday Celebration by Howard Altman Philadelphia’s most beloved funnyman was born on Oct. 5, 1902, to a jeweler named Joseph Fineberg and his wife Fanny…

[an error occurred while processing this directive] September 25-October 1, 2003 pretzel logic Auto Erratic by Howard Altman When the phone rings at 4 a.m. it is almost always bad news, but in this case I am not sure so…

[an error occurred while processing this directive] August 28-September 3, 2003 pretzel logic Print Out by Howard Altman The little Secret Service agent at the National Constitution Center seems more interested in John Ashcroftís tight USA Patriot Act spin-tour schedule…

[an error occurred while processing this directive] August 28-September 3, 2003 pretzel logic Print Out by Howard Altman The little Secret Service agent at the National Constitution Center seems more interested in John Ashcroftís tight USA Patriot Act spin-tour schedule…