Do you chuckle snidely at the production values of Steak 'Em Up commercials? Do you snicker when the Not Just Pizza Crew rhetorically asks who's down with NJP (EVERYBODY!) on the small screen? Then you've gotta head to Passyunk Post to peep the promo for the new (fake) Sal Monella's Ristorante by local production house, Woodshop Films. I can't speak for other Italian-American South Phillies and Millies who might be offended by this snark, but I laughed out loud as undershirt-ed hype man, Sal Monella, hawks his weekly changing sushi buffet, gravy fountain and cheesesteak tartare. As Sal says, "You will throw up... your hands with delight!"
Okay, it's a snow day, right? Well, here's a kind of amazing time waster for you from the good folks at number one time wasting site BuzzFeed. They've lined up 15 reasons why Wawa is the best convenience store around including plenty of absurdities like these gems:
Tina Fey once told Questlove she would "drag him behind the Wawa and beat him up." Then they made up with a Lady and the Tramp-style hoagie moment.
There's a fake Wawa in Malaysia.
Johnny Knoxville has a Wawa tattoo.
Wawa's CEO says he has goose blood running through is veins.