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Hey dude you know who you are you are just a bitch...you rat on people continuously...then you snitched on someone that used to work with us in this insurance company...her stinking ass told me that you were slimy but I didn't believe her...but now I do...remember your bitch...nobody said anything when she walked back and forth to your office and gave you a BJ in the middle of the day. People acted as if they didn't see anything but I did...minding you own business is fucking essential...try it sometime. Comments »»

My Diego, my heart.. I can feel you in my fingertips as I can in the depths of me. You still linger when you leave me, with the vibration of a thousand tiny buggs. We will soon be living together and things will be fantastic and I will smile every night knowing I'm coming home to you. Thank you so much for the message, It made me glow. I love you greatly, your LadyBugg. Comments »»

First off I would like to say thank you to the asshole that busted my window and stole my backpack, makeup and half a bottle of perfume from my car. You are a piece of shit. What the fuck are you gonna do with my school work? You really fucked me and I hope karma comes back and bites you in the ass. Speaking of bites. Its a dog. Its not your child. Get over it. And you, you stupid bitch. Do not call or text other people's boyfriends at 4am. You look desperate. He only talks to you because of the dog. I just hope you know. And to all three of you, if a ninja dressed in a bear suit comes to your job or your house and karatechops you in the neck don't ask any questions cause you had that shit coming!!!!!!!!!!! Comments »»

Mr. Awesome, I am so ticked off at you right now. I really hope you hit your head on the pipes in your basement and then you stub your toe and get an ingrown toenail and I hope it gets infected and hurts like hell when you have to get it torn out. The exact same way I felt when you tore out my heart. Beatrice Comments »»

Mother always told me when I was younger...she didn't like a sneaky person....at least that is what my Mom told me...damn what is your deal you walk around all day wanting someone to kiss your ass offering them some type of advice and you just suck. Mom also said don't say hate but I hate you...I think you are a piece of shit...looking at you in your face makes my stomach upset... I think your a sneaky bitch you definitely have a problem with alcohol and you are just a waste of a paycheck.. Comments »»

GÉwe have been through good times and bad, ups and downs, thick and thin. We have shared tears and laughter and endless hugs and kisses. You made me the happiest person the day you finally became my wife. Can't wait to taste your lips again tonight. Your love is my everything. I love you. C. Comments »»

Cat got your tongue on Arch street in the morning by Wawa. Talk all that lovely shit on myspace but when I looked right in your eyes, you didn't have the marbles to utter a sound. Don't worry love dumpling you'll get your bloody divorce when I got the money, honey. If you want it so bad, you fucking pay for it, if not, I guess your just gonna have to hold on up before reeling in your next kill. Blimey! Oh and Davy Crockett, best fall back on your shit talkin too, ya skinny bitch. I'm willing and able to destroy that pretty little face ya fuckin coward. By the way, how's my dick taste? Puta! Hey T money, best of luck, still lookin fine as a fox. Ya really shouldn't fuck with that black magic you know it's gonna nip ya real hard. Don't play dumb. Not cool succubus. Comments »»

From the first time I saw you, I knew there was something about you that I couldn't walk away from. It was ÒLove At First SiteÓ for me. Not only did you fill my prescription that day but also you filled my heart with images of you and me together forever. I took the first step and gave you my number and you followed up by calling me that night, before u knew it I was spending my first weekend over your place. I said I love you first and you said I was moving too fast, lol. I told you that I could wait for you to catch up to me, not long after that I was moving in. Now close to 3yrs later we have built our own family and our love couldn't be stronger. I want to thank you for sticking it in through all my mood swings and my un-logical ways of doing things. I know we can both work each other's nerves at times but who would have known that we would have made it to this point. I love you more then ever. P.S. I knew you would love me;-) B. Comments »»

Use your turn signal so i can know when your going to drive into me when Im on my bike, and cabbies stop opening your doors on me your too slow to hit me, n Im in too much of a hurry to bust you up with my bike lock. I cant show to work all bloody and isnt there enough violence in the city, so stop trying to kill me on my bike damn it! Comments »»

I write this with a heavy heart. only because I know that you are probably reading this....cuz its free. so I want to be clear. and on the behalf of women, everywhere...if you are a man...and you are down and out....or homeless...or broke...PLEASE, STOP asking us for money. You are MEN! You should be asking ME what you can do for ME....when you talk to me. Get a job....I know you need an address to do that but not ALWAYS! TRY HARDER! Comments »»

Every weekday morning for the last few months we would ride the same overcrowded 47 bus together from S. Philly between 8:35 - 9:00. You: Asian, were always seated, sometimes your hair was up and other times down. I remember for a while you would wear a burgundy hooded sweatshirt and usually always had a Victoria's Secret bag with you. I would get on a few blocks after you and could never tell if you were a student or just going to work. You always got off at Washington Square park and walked West up Locust St. I was most likely wearing a green or grey hooded sweatshirt with a dark blue book bag. It's been a month and I don't see you anymore. If you were working hopefully you didn't lose your job. I always wanted to say hi and talk. I smiled once or twice when I got on and I remember we exchanged glances a few times but the bus was always too crowded and the ride too short for me to say anything but I would really like to know more about you. I realize you may never read this but if you do or anyone thinks they may know who I could be describing please let her know. I really miss your beauty every morning. stillsearching¦47@yahoo.com Comments »»

Lies, lies, lies and more lies. all you do is lie. you may have fooled others but I know what you really are. Keep taking your pills. Keep hiding from yourself because you are a waste of a soul. I guess it's much easier to walk away than it is to better yourself. I can't believe I once was so in love with you. I can't believe how weak you are. I take solace in the fact that one day your actions will catch up with you and everyone will know what I know, that you are a drug addict and nothing more than a street punk. You had it all and just threw it away for a high. Comments »»

You are the sunshine that brightens my day. You are the lightening in my heart. One day we will perfect the act of kissing while riding bikes. I cherish every moment I spend with you. I know that these feelings will last a lifetime and yet every day I wake up amazed that you love me so immensely. I will travel to the ends of the Earth and back as long as you will be at my side. I look forward to loving you until the end of time. xoxo, Super Darling Comments »»

To all the bitches that fucked me over in 2008! Simply want to say a "BIG FUCK YOU!" and I will not be fucking with you in the New Year! Peace the fuck up bitches....to the smut bitch Amanda in North Philly you aint worth me spending my hard earned money on your fat ugly ass!! Don't look to call me in 2009! Also to the fat bitch Wanda that claims she likes me...that put me down..I got two words for you...fuck you, you aint shit, living in your mom's house paying off a car note! Comments »»

Ok, you know who you are...I haven't seen you since I told you what was told to me, I am at work remember...I always invited you over but you didn't seem to want to come over and spend a night with me. Did you have something to hide from me? It always seemed like there was something. Couldn't put my hand on it but there was always something. Now you are just staying away. I am trying to give you the same respect and not be at your job, if we go together show your damn face..your face is still plastered beside me. What should I do? Comments »»

Parker, I fucking hate your guts.you are shady and coniving, only out for your own freakish little pleasures.in all my life I have NEVER met a bigger scumbag than you-im not naive and I clearly knew what kind of guy you were but you have managed to still surprise me and show me that you are the world's biggest asshole and instead of just bitching about it I'm eliminating you from my life altogether. you really know how to fool people but now I know the real you. you might be gorgeous on the outside, but on the inside you're the ugliest piece of shit I've ever met. I love/hate you always. Comments »»

I was attending classes of 15th and jfk you are a pretty cute guy if you are still interested you can e-mail me at 2amball3@live.com and best of all i still want you to be my LATE PRESENT. Comments »»

You think that you defeated me by cheating on me all of that time with that whore you're going to marry? You did me a favor! I was growing tired of your short dick and your inability to keep it up. You think that I would have fallen apart after I decided to leave you? I'm better, my man makes more money than you and can actually fuck. I don't have to worry about a controlling mother who is such a bitch, any man who has she's ever been serious with, ended up smoking crack. It's funny that A. W. thought that I still wanted you, I guess she didn't know that you were the one calling me trying to get me to fuck you. She can keep you though, cause soon you won't even be a dr. look for a letter from the medical board. Who's the bitch now? Comments »»

Just wanted to show you a big Thank you to Melissa that works at the Robbins 8th & Walnut store! Just wanted to say thank you for all the helpfulness, friendliness!! This is what I do! I call out the people that do such good things, and continue to do good things! Thanks I will see you in April! Once again Happy New Year!! Alex Comments »»

You are the Biggest Jack Ass I have ever worked for. I look for a new job every night when I get home from your asshole office! Comments »»

Dreaming of You Albert F. I dreamed about you again last night. The third dream since October. But it's not just nostalgia. These dreams are telling me something - there is something very wrong in your life right now - I can feel it. And why I'm still connected to you somehow after all of this time, I don't know. All that I know and all that I hope is that everything works out for the best for you and your family. Theresa W. Comments »»

Well I am doing this cause I know you read this. You are one of the best things that I have ever had my hands on and let slip through my fingers. you have an amazing style to you and that which is sweet and innocent but yet has flaws. you also have a badass front that is what drew me too you for your nature of the beast. when you decide to smile I have to take a second look just to remember its beautiful moment, so please just do not forget the times we have had and lets keep at the pace we are to allow the winter to clear and re-seed the garden to see if a flower may grow in the tainted soil once again. Comments »»

I just got home and I have missed you so much after being away - I hungered to see you, hear your voice, smell you...I dreamed of you almost every night, I was hoping to see you soon after the plane landed. But my phone does not ring, no knock at my door, have you missed me? I wish that you were here now, your arms enveloping me, your head buried in my neck. I would kiss the top of your head, I would keep you safe. I would love you forever....come to me.....I am begging.... Comments »»

To all you lazy, irresponsible fuckheads on church street-put your fuckin dogs on a leash! You live in a city, for christ sake, no on some farm in bumblefuck, pennsylvania! Comments »»

I was a little afraid to post something for you on here. Guess I feel guilty since I feel pressured to commit to something else that I can't seem to allow to progress....and hasn't even really begun. At the same time I'm afraid to make him feel threatened,he has a real dark side, I've seen it, and oh I don't know. No sense laying all that on you.Bottom line is I just can't shake that sadness in your eyes no matter how I try. Comments »»

i still think about you, and wonder...are you alright? I just have this undeniable need to know you're ok. Haven't seen the real you in a long....long time.The you I do see in the pictures doesn't smile anymore. You're still every bit as handsome, but you look sad. You used to smile all the time when I knew you. I shouldn't be doing this right now, but I can't seem to stop caring no matter how much time passes.I'm sorry I didn't say more last time we saw eachother. I meant to follow up on what you told me, but I was afraid.I could have easily made the time to come see you, and I'm sorry I didn't. It wasn't that I didn't care.It was fear. The fear is still there, but despite that I miss you. I want to hear you laugh again, to see you smile. I remember how even your eyes used to smile,now they just look dark and vacant. Comments »»

Damn, what is your deal...really what is my deal waiting to see what you are going to do in our so called relationship....well I have seen you in 3 weeks I guess that it is over. You know who you are I really don't have to put your name out there like that but you work at my favorite resturuant on South Street. I do miss you, but the ball is in your court...it is your move....if I don't hear from you I guess that you are spending time with you family...good luck with yhat...I am out of the equation. Bye Comments »»

I love you, I don't hate you, but I am SO grossed out by you. PLEASE ask the person who sits outside during breaks to stop hocking up big giant phlem balls and spitting them all over the side walk. Every day as I walk by I need to cross the street to avoid the giant pools of spit. Please stop the madness. I really do love your food... but I hate the sidewalk!!! p.s Can he spit into the empy lot next door? Comments »»

To all the people receiving assistance from the government. Hey if you really need assistance from the government, you should buy the food you really need. The government is not giving you this money to buy potato chips, candy, soda and those damn dutches. You should buy food like normal people, I am getting tired of coming into the store and you guys are buying bullshit, and holding up the fucking line. Comments »»