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DEAR PREDIATOR
Please accept my apology at not having written this sooner. What can I say? He keeps me busyâĶ My point in writing this is to extend my personal gratitude to you as well as that of the rest of us vile, suburban dirt bags. We wanted to make sure you know just how much we cherish the memory of the entertainment you were kind enough to provide for us at the show that night. ItâÄôs been months but all of us still find unspeakable hilarity recounting the tales of how you lost your scary little mind, went postal, and ended up smashing your face into the pavement. And as if that wasnâÄôt enough, you were kind enough to provide us with a photograph of the whole thing. Priceless! We show it to everyone! Further, I myself am even more in your debt. Thanks to your little âÄúSpringerâÄù moment and my perfect composure, I look like a saint. It actually warms my vain little heart to be so appreciated. Know that we will all continue to revel in the appreciation of your insanity for years to come while we continue to party in our favorite little place in the city, which as IâÄôm sure you know, will never welcome you through its doors again. Kisses, The fat whore. PS âÄì Just in case any part of you doubts that this is really addressed to you, IâÄôve only got one thing to say to you: âÄúAhoy Bitches!âÄù Comments »»

RE: THE LAST DROP
To the jerk who wrote about one of my co-workers: I suggest that you acquire some patience before you step into a place that has regulars. At our coffee shop we talk to our patrons and make people feel comfortable and welcome. To all the boys who I work with: I think you are wonderful and quirky, and I love you all! Keep doing what you are doing! Loves, The lady at The Last Drop Comments »»


BUSY "BEE"
Just wanna say this to you...You love all the control you have around you right now and you feed off it! I was once in your shoes don't forget. But the truth of the matter you know you wanna be takin behind closed doors and be just DOMINATED!!! YOU KNOW IT AND I KNOW IT! An now it makes me want to even more now that the site I see is even more attracting! Well here I am saying this now take it for what it's worth. I will take control and tear in to that tight lil pussycat and ass till you can't take it no more! Throw you around and take you the way you need! I don't want nothing more cause I know that none of this will even be happening anyhow. Just know that when you are in need of release and want it on the down low don't be afraid to call! You'll even find yourself coming out and doing things you wanted and didn't feel comfortable doing before. Hell I even say this....Just let me do things I need to do and no sex involved and you be SATISFIED! Then you can take it further if you like! ANd last but not least......I HATE YOU!! Comments »»


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