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I, for one, do NOT miss our sex. You may as well have met a stranger at a bar, fucked her in reverse time, and fucked everybody else at the same time. So meaningless to you. I can't have that...ever. I'm just glad this year's whitewash finally let me get over you. I still care about you though, even though I'll never touch your dick again. You truly are...just a friend. That means...NO SEX! Biz. Comments »»

I am completely fed-up with ALL of your behavior! Everyone is so concerned with their own petty wants and needs. Where's the goddamn love? You assholes treat each other like shit on a good day. On your bad days, you're all absolutely psychotic! All I see is a bunch of theives, liars, cheaters, crybabies, dopers, polluters, whores, phonies and republicans. It makes me fuckin sick. Where are the nice people in this city of brotherly love?! If I don't see some changes in your attitudes and behavior REAL SOON, Christmas is going to be cancelled this year. I mean it. Straighten up and fly right, motherfuckers! -Santa Claus Comments »»

CouldnâÄôt do this without you. The situation is awful and out of our control, but IâÄôm so grateful that youâÄôre being strong when I find it so difficult, if just for me. Falling asleep in your arms every night is the only thing that gives me solace. WeâÄôll keep on going âÄòtil we have that fake wedding in Vegas... The world isnâÄôt against us. It will get better. I love you more than a T7 or HH. Comments »»