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Sometimes I feel everything is just going wrong! And then when I think about it is not only because I have you. I love you so much and I can't wait to see you! Since you been away I have been doing a lot of reflecting on what life really means to me and what my purpose is in this thing we call life. My only message to you know is to pray, keep positive and reflect often on positive thoughts. I love you FOBE! Comments »»

Who has the last laugh now A.J. You can take your high and mighty pitiful self and try to ruin someone else's relationship b/c you've failed with trying to do so with mine. Like I told you before, I feel so sorry for you and I hope u find Jesus oh, and your own man too! Comments »»

Some asshole mugged you the other night for your $11, I just wanted to say I'm so glad he didn't pull that trigger. I'm not ready for this to end yet, I love ya chessboy and I wanted to make sure you knew it. Comments »»

This message is to my old friend that I met in 8th grade. I wanted to tell you that since I am planning a trip to Atlantic City the last week of August which is that last offical holiday of the summer you better not show your ass. I think that you are going to show your ass for some reason like you did when I graduated from college. And I never will forget that because you were saying that I was acting different. WOW!!! It was my fuckin day DUMMY!! Of course I was acting different! A big fuckin accomplishment. Comments »»

That was a nice post to you in here a while back. Just another confirmation that that was not the first time you cheated on me and wouldn't have been the last. hope you're having fun bar hopping with whatever man you can get when you could have had a REAL MAN but I'm happy now with someone else. Love Always Babe. Comments »»

No matter where I moved, no matter how many beers I consumed, your nausea- inducing presence could not be forgotten. From the matching denim pieces to the cliche male/female symbol necklaces, I could not think of a more tacky existence. A grinding, humping, kissing, licking nightmarish spectacle. Worst of all, it was just an act. Despite any first impressions, maybe you did like the music. Nah! Comments »»

How many brewpubs are there besides yours that need to post a "No Refunds" policy and a disclaimer that accuses customers of poor taste? Zero? YOUR BEER IS SHIT!!! I don't care if your blends of lemongrass and sock sweat win awards or if beer "experts" find the dumpsterjuice with coriander sublime; I say your beer sucks and the legion of empty tables on a friday night are screaming that your BEER SUCKS. It's a shame because your food is pretty good. Make better beer, get more bottles or close! Comments »»

It doesnt matter that u have a PHD, you are still an ugly person, Inside and out! You call yourself trying to steal my man but let me tell you all you are is a bag of shit! You have no morals or self confidenece to allow yourself to be with someone else's man. You better watch out before you catch something you cant get rid of you don't cry, dry your eyes!!!! :) Comments »»

We used to be lovers, but now we're strangers. It''s funny how that works. One second we touch, and the next second we share eye contact. One second we're luvy dubby, and the next second we're with someone else. Comments »»

To all the nasty ass bitches who think showing the crack of your ass is cute...I'm here to tell you...that shit is nasty...stop walking around with jeans you cant fit..im so sorry the big girl store does not carry skinny jeans...I'm so sick of being on a bus and you nasty fat bitches get on with all your fuckin kids..and when you sit down...there's your big old ass in my face...wear jeans that are your size...and this is not just for the big girls...skinny bitches too!!!..and to top it off not only do I see the crack of you ass but you have the nerve to wear nasty and dirty panties..I mean come on ladies...when will you stop being nasty...and if you think guys like that shit...um...they don't.....I need to have my own charm school cause you nasty bitches need a lesson on how to be a lady...sitting on the bus with skirts on with you legs open...no no....first tip: watch the style channel and get the right size jeans!! Comments »»

To the girl who walks those two dogs every day. You are so incredibly beautiful and brighten my world. I know you've got a boyfriend and there's no chance in hell you'll ever repsond to this. But I would kick myself later for not trying. isntthatspatial@yahoo.com Comments »»

Damn we used to work together and there was an attraction and there was a connection. You slept on the fact that you and I could have been an item and I think that you were afraid of what could have been a good thing. This was the best relationship that I could have imagined. You all and handsome; me short and light....I wonder how you are in the bedroom. Care to take a chance you know where to find me. Comments »»

If I wanted to deal with a bitch every morning I would get a girl friend. If you hate your job, QUIT! You're miserable and you make my morning coffee bitter. I'm sorry that it's too much of an inconvenience to get a cup of coffee. Get a better attitude or I will get a different cup of coffee. I speak for my whole office! Comments »»

Good job pushing away the best thing you ever had, asshole. You lived off me for two months and then ran back to your mommy and daddy like a little pussy bitch, how dare you? You have an alcohol problem, an attitude problem and an intimacy issue. Even your friends talk behind your back saying youre a fucking coward and a jerk. Grow the hell up and stop running away from real life...oh, and get a penis pump because your dick is way small! Comments »»

Message: When you wear those cut-off shorts boy, my undies almost drop to the ground. When you shake that sweet ass on the dancefloor, lunge/hump-air style, I have to try horribly to stop from throwing myself at you, literally. Your kisses are like cotton candy, the rainbow kind. Your wiener is awesome. Wanna touch my butt? Again? circle yes or no. or write me "one dove deez" back. Comments »»