Michael's Café
1623 E. Passyunk Ave.
215-389-9915Cafe/Coffeeshop, American, South Philadelphia
Michael's Café doesn't need to rely on special promotions or off-hour discounts, because its entire concept is in synch with thrifty dining. The fare is straightforward and affordable comfort food, and the kitschy vibe matches the menu. Omelettes, French toast and pancakes are about as complicated as it gets in the morning, when the sidewalk tables bask in a calmness befitting a meditation retreat. Dinner is classic Americana: think chicken stew, or turkey with stuffing and cranberry sauce. The meatballs in a linguine special are incredibly tender; a giant hunk of meatloaf boasts a light texture, and the accompanying sour-cream-laced mashed potatoes are chunky and rustic in a good way. Thursdays are Indian vegetarian night, with curries over quinoa that reflect chef Nick Bronson's unusual culinary start, at a local Hare Krishna temple. Open Wed.-Thu., 7 a.m.-10 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sun., 7 a.m.-3 p.m
- Average entree $10 - $20
- Brunch served
- Vegetarian options
- BYO
- Cash Only
The atmosphere at Michaels is anacronistic and annoying. The vibe is less like a restaurant and more like the home of your dowdy, culinarliy challenged, spinster aunt. The one who fancies herself a cook but really isnt. Several tables crowd into what would be the living room; the walls are adorned with estrogen-laced artwork that yearns to look Victorian and although it tries way too hard to create something special Michaels is less a restaurant and more of a joke. The punchline is that now I can go to a place that reminds me of my deceased great-aunt's sitting parlor and PAY for Aunties bad food.
The guy has no business being in the hospitality industry.