Sara Sherr Philadelphia Daily News, City Paper 1. Wilson Phillips I don't care who they're related to. Their real father is Satan.
2. Jimmy Buffett Grateful Dead for drunk lawyers. 3. The Eagles It's not their decadence that bugs me, it's the smugness of it.
At least Joe Walsh had a sense of humor. 4. Jackson Browne People think he's deep because he has pretty hair and an ageless
face. One of his more bearable songs, "Take it Easy," was sung
by the Sultans of Smug, The Eagles. He boasts about having seven
women on his mind, four that wanna own him (he knocked them up),
two that wanna stone him (they caught him in bed with the other
four), and one says she's friend of his (she's a doormat). And
by the way, how did Daryl Hannah get those bruises anyway? Did
she fall off her bike? 5. Henry Rollins Music for punk roofers. 6. Pantera The "Deliverance" of metal. 7. Crash Test Dummies Mmmmmm no. 8. REO Speedwagon I can't fight this feeling. They make me want to kill. 9. Sammy Hagar "Tomorrow may come, tomorrow may never come. Can't you hear Jamie
cryin'?" 10. Nerf Herder. Mötley Crüe Don't go away mad. Just go away. And stay away. a.d. amorosi | Dan DeLuca | Chuck Eddy | Justin Hampton | Rita M. Johnson | Tom Moon | Rob Sheffield | Marc Weingarten | Jessica Willis | main page
