Illustrations by Denise Erickson

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Queen for a Day

Halloween is the one time your friends won't accuse you of acting like someone else. On one fine evening, or for the entire weekend, you can be an evil glam witch or a glacier-cool snow bunny, and not only is it sanctioned, it's encouraged. Let those suppressed moods become full-fleshed personalities. Personally, I've always wanted to be the kind of queen that makes heads turn and makes heads roll - extremely beautiful and extremely merciless. I'm wicked with a scepter.

 

Queen of the Hop

For those nights when I feel pretty, oh so pretty, nothing beats a prom dress. Not only am I as pretty as think I am, but the entire school (i.e. the world) thinks so, too. And they are all my friends, because a prom queen is not just the prettiest, but the sweetest and most popular girl in school. Long white opera gloves, a '50s canary yellow prom dress ($55) and the requisite tiara, sash and bouquet is the easy part of the costume. The only thing harder than finding a tiara worthy of a queen is thinking virginal thoughts. But then again, it's prom night.

 

 

 

 

 

Queen of the Forest

Suppose I may want to rule not over a dinky school but over an entire land of ephemeral, mischievous beings. Titania of A Midsummer's Night Dream is famed for her regal haughtiness, and that unfortunate affair with Bottom. A cast-off wedding gown or bridesmaid dress ($10) can be decorated with Christmas wreath decorations, silk flowers and beads (from $1 to $6 per decoration). Hair should be twisted into braids and pinned with plastic berries, real flowers and gilt or real twigs. The scepter need only be a bouquet of long golden twigs and real flowers.

 

 

 

 

Queen of the Universe

The Cosmic Girl is a Molotov cocktail of Bond Girl, Judy Jetson, Princess Leia and more comic book vixens than possible to name. Sexiness covers her like mist but she's armed with an ice-blue ray gun, so only her commanding officers get in close. Silver lamé bell-bottoms ($35) are half the uniform; the other half is a mesh or nylon long sleeve shirt or body stocking (easily found at any lingerie store). The shirt is then covered with different styles of glitter (from fine powder to chunky sparkles) and costume jewels. Exposed skin is covered in silver and blue makeup, down to the silver eyelashes ($8). Global sunglasses ($28), sky blue spike choker ($19) and glitter purse ($55) add the extra touch of intergalactic warrior chic.

 

 

Shopping List: Prom dress and silver bells available at Dial "V" for Vintage, 615 S. Sixth St. (downstairs at the South Street Antique Market), 592-0256. Bridesmaid dress found at Thrift for Aids, 629 South St., 592-9014. Craft flowers, beads and clothing decoration (along with extremely helpful service) available at Pearl, 417 South St., 238-1900. Silver bag, sunglasses, necklace, and assorted glitter cosmetics available at Echo, 322 South St., 625-2855.

 

- Elva Ramirez


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