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The 76ers Secret to Surviving Sans Elton Brand
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Due to circumstances out of my control my production output is going to be really hit or miss through the holidays. Does this mean you’ll be getting less content? Absolutely it does. But it also means that the lifting we will be doing here will be far, far, lighter than the intense academic scrutiny you’re used to round these parts.
For example, today I bring you a poem that should clarify any and all confusion surrounding the 76ers proper course of action in the wake of Elton Brand’s ugly shoulder injury. It’s by Big Firm of the unparalleled Dalembert Report, and it’s fucking
elucidating
:
Sammy Dalembert, keep your head up high,
In the words of my other hero, believe that you can fly.
You dunk, you goal-tend, you even talk funny,
But ignore the naysayers, you deserve all your money.
Elton Brand’s shoulder is hurt, so we now turn to you,
In these tough times, lead forward our crew.
Here’s to winning streaks and creating a crazy crowd,
Stop rubbing your meat on Mary-Beth, and make Haiti proud!
the entire post is available HERE
