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posted by James Beale on Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

 From the Mixed up Files of Dwayne Michael Carter

categories | WWL, Winners, other people's thoughts


I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: whoever gave Lil Wayne an ESPN blog is a genius, that man bleeds hilarious wisdom. I’ve been a bit behind on the Weezy report recently, but Tha Carter has dropped two ‘posts’ recently and they’re both fantastic. They’re available HERE and HERE.

Here are the hightlights:

Oh, and I’m gonna get also gonna get the famous Vince Lombardi quote about “Life’s three important things are family, religion, and the Green Bay Packers” tattooed somewhere. I got a body suit of tattoos so I always find space.

I’m feeling Weezy here because I too once had a similar battle: when I was 17 I wanted to get a tattoo.  Not only that, but since I have always more been partial to words than symbols I too wanted a quote.  Now I’m not going to ruin the surprise of what mine says, but I will give you a quick hint: I never even considerd “Life’s three important things are family, religion, and the Green Bay Packers.”  I now blame this fact for the discrepency in the respective success of myself and Lil Wayne.

On his entrance song if he was an MLB closer:

I’ve thought about it, and my song would be “Closing Time” by that group Semisonic. You know the one: Closing Tiiiiiiiime. Except I’d just have that loop over and over again “Closing Tiiiiiiime, Closing Tiiiiiiiime” while I came in from the bullpen.

An unexpected, but thoroughlly enjoyable chocie. On Plax Burress

I mean, I accidentally shot myself when I was twelve and that’s a scary lesson to learn. But before you go yelling at him and talking about his punishment for being so stupid it’s like, Guy, is your leg okay? I was amazed no one was asking that question. The guy just shot himself in the leg!

heh, Plax did shoot himself in the leg. On the Cowboys:

the NFL is going to have to move on because America’s team ain’t making the playoffs. Worse things have happened

On the Manny to the Yankees rumors:

If they got Manny I would be very sad. I would pick a really good song to make an anti-Manny reference about it, and then express my unhappiness on the blog every week. And then I would be mad at him for the rest of my life. I’m hoping it doesn’t come to that, but what else are you gonna do?

No better way to end, I suppose.

2 Responses to “From the Mixed up Files of Dwayne Michael Carter”

Lil Wayne on Plaxico – now that’s the true Christmas spirit, no?

inspired

thanks for tuning me in


should Manny be wearing a vest?


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