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From the Mixed up Files of Dwayne Michael Carter
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: whoever gave Lil Wayne an ESPN blog is a genius, that man bleeds hilarious wisdom. I’ve been a bit behind on the Weezy report recently, but Tha Carter has dropped two ‘posts’ recently and they’re both fantastic. They’re available HERE and HERE.
Here are the hightlights:
Oh, and I’m gonna get also gonna get the famous Vince Lombardi quote about “Life’s three important things are family, religion, and the Green Bay Packers” tattooed somewhere. I got a body suit of tattoos so I always find space.
I’m feeling Weezy here because I too once had a similar battle: when I was 17 I wanted to get a tattoo. Not only that, but since I have always more been partial to words than symbols I too wanted a quote. Now I’m not going to ruin the surprise of what mine says, but I will give you a quick hint: I never even considerd “Life’s three important things are family, religion, and the Green Bay Packers.” I now blame this fact for the discrepency in the respective success of myself and Lil Wayne.
On his entrance song if he was an MLB closer:
I’ve thought about it, and my song would be “Closing Time” by that group Semisonic. You know the one: Closing Tiiiiiiiime. Except I’d just have that loop over and over again “Closing Tiiiiiiime, Closing Tiiiiiiiime” while I came in from the bullpen.
An unexpected, but thoroughlly enjoyable chocie. On Plax Burress
I mean, I accidentally shot myself when I was twelve and that’s a scary lesson to learn. But before you go yelling at him and talking about his punishment for being so stupid it’s like, Guy, is your leg okay? I was amazed no one was asking that question. The guy just shot himself in the leg!
heh, Plax did shoot himself in the leg. On the Cowboys:
the NFL is going to have to move on because America’s team ain’t making the playoffs. Worse things have happened
On the Manny to the Yankees rumors:
If they got Manny I would be very sad. I would pick a really good song to make an anti-Manny reference about it, and then express my unhappiness on the blog every week. And then I would be mad at him for the rest of my life. I’m hoping it doesn’t come to that, but what else are you gonna do?
No better way to end, I suppose.
Lil Wayne on Plaxico – now that’s the true Christmas spirit, no?
inspired
thanks for tuning me in
should Manny be wearing a vest?