Ryan Braun Enjoys the Women, their Drinks
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Pictured above is Brewers’ standout left fielder Ryan Braun. About a month ago I had thought he was going to be the National League’s MVP. I was wrong – turns out he can’t hit for shit when it matters.
Anyway, I’ll ignore the artist’s rendition of a douchebag perched on the top of his head and instead of focus on the Krystal Light the girl on his lap is obvious eyeing up:
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Seriously Ryan? That is what you chose you drink? Who are you, the white guy from Scrubs with the crush on the other guy in Scrubs who played the one black guy in Clueless? Between this and Prince’s recent celebrations, that team has not represented themselves well around alcohol recently.
Check Chuckie’s Hacks for more from the Brewers’ afterparty.











