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The 1-Upper: Pandemic 2

categories | The 1-Upper
Thursday, April 30th, 2009 at 8:45 am
posted by dominic mercier


So, yesterday, the WHO – those of the infectious diseases, not the Magic Bus – raised the pandemic level of swine flu to 5. In order to celebrate, I bring you Pandemic 2, which lets you create a disease (viral, bacterial, or parasite) to wipe out the entire world.

Once you name your little microbe, you’ll start with one infected person in one of the world’s regions. As your disease evolves, you’ll get points to spend on modes of transmission and symptoms that make it spread faster (coughing, vomiting) and more deadly (liver failure, hemorrhaging), with the tradeoff being it becomes more noticeable. If your super bug is killing off loads of people, expect other countries to shut down their borders, airports, and shipyards. The trick is to find the right balance of invisibility and contagiousness, and then, once the world is infected, crank up the lethality and unleash your maniacal cackle.

It’s all very fun in a mad scientist sort of way. I hope you’ll be playing from your secret island fortress.

Go have fun here.


One Response to “The 1-Upper: Pandemic 2”

I stocked up on tamiflu last week, it works against this swine flu(according to cdc.gov) and also bird flu, got some for my whole family on friday and it arrived monday. you can get it without prescriptions for now and doubt our hospitals have enough for us all. Got mine at tamiflu.tk, only place i could find without a prescription. GOOD LUCK!!!

by andy williams

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