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The Snuggie’s cheap whore of a cousin: the Wearable Towel

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A while back we brought you news, of Snuggie bar crawls potentially coming to Philadelphia. Well, now that it's summer, the Wearable Towel — a towel with arm openings — is coming to introduce even more douchitude in your life. As the commercial says, you can wear it as a tunic or a toga. It's perfect for washing your baby, picking up the mail and for when you want easy access during sexy time on the beach. (Easy cleanup when you're done!)

Please find and burn all of these. Please. Before I start having nightmares about being flashed by bums in the park wearing nothing but a arm-holed towels.

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6 Responses to “The Snuggie’s cheap whore of a cousin: the Wearable Towel”

omg I am getting one!


Those Wearable Towel folks have the best website ever. I love those ’stylish’ folks posing on the beach…


this is the best invention of the 21st century!

by barack obama

I love the Haute Living magazine that the woman is reading @ :28. If the wearable towel is anything, it is definitely haute.


In my country, we call that a robe.


I’ve struggled with towels all of my life - finally someone understands my pain:)

And I thought snuggies were fading but then I saw on twitter that you can now get snuggies with print - not sure but I think the site is customsnuggie.com - I want to get one that reads, “I’m naked under my snuggie!”

by Joey Zasa

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