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The Clog Weekend Omnibus: Screw you, England!
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Time to go America all over |
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The United States of America: Birthplace of baseball, Clint Eastwood and the totally bitchin' weekend. Hell, you don't need anymore reasons to celebrate the Big 2-3-2. America the Beautiful? More like America the Badass'.
Friday: Rejoice! The big day is upon us. It's time to reflect on what freedom means to you: Not going to work, partying it up and drinking your face off. Today, get down with Philly's former son and our very own coverboy, John Legend. Oh, baby, you can wrap me up in that flag any day of the year. Johnboy may rule the roost over on the Parkway, but the true Queens of Fourth are the ladies at the Independence Pub Crawl. Join Brittany Lynn and her bestest gal pals as they "celebrate our freedom with big penises. It's what our forefathers would have wanted." Aw, girl after my own heart.
Saturday: I pose a question to you Omnibusers: What is the most American thing you can think of? If your answer was naked ladies, you would be absolutely correct. Support our troops with some good ol' fashioned burlesque. Post-pasties, go Gonzo with a true American icon.
Sunday: Start your day off right by having Chase Utley for breakfast. While Tastykakes may be food from the Gods, one cannot survive on them alone (trust me, learn from Mama Omnibus' mistakes). Instead, have the good folks over at Supper cook your supper. Check it: pork ribs spiced with cayenne vinegar sauce, braised collard greens and peach cobbler. You couldn't get more American if you tried.
