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Cottonelle Puppy Bus: Cute or Creepy?
Thursday, April 10th, 2008 at 10:11 am
posted by Monica Weymouth
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I'm not sure I can deal with a toilet paper bus before noon:
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Cottonelle's "Be Kind to Your Behind Tour" is coming through Philly today. You can catch the "puppy bus" at the Convention Center between 11 a.m. and 6 p.m. for massages and exercise demos, and then at surprise locations Friday and Saturday. Says Cottonelle:
Although 81% of Americans agree that they deserve a little comfort everyday, few (10%) are afforded the pampering they need. And when it comes to pampering, a certain body part routinely falls to the bottom of the list: 94 percent dish out kindness everywhere but their behinds.
This most certainly does not qualify as bootylicious.
All I can think when I see this is the van from “Dumb and Dumber”
I just can’t believe Zack Braff is the Cottonelle puppy’s voice. You’d think he has enough jobs to turn that one down…
I saw a big Cottonelle display outside of Pat’s and Geno’s. Not sure if this thing was there. If I owned a food establishment, I don’t think I’d want a shitter paper company set up outside. What kind of message is that sending? Eat here, and you’re gonna need some Cottenelle…