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The Clog Weekend Omnibus: Dude, tap that shit

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Last night I sat on my roof looking out over the city, wondering what I would do this weekend. I nodded off for a second and when I woke up (much to my surprise!) the Autumn Fairy landed on my knee. She had delicate orange leaves for wings and a cute dress made from an acorn. Luckily I have quick reflexes, so I swatted her with the back of my hand and body-slammed her harvest moon ass down three stories to the sidewalk. We've got a few more weeks of summer yet. Ride ‘em out on the Weekend Omnibus...
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Friday, Sept. 22     OK, warehouses I get. They're big, cheap, and not lined with rows and rows of heavy-duty washer and dryers , perfect for any sort of dance performance, DIY or not. But a corner laundromat? perpetual mvmnt<>snd thinks it's a great idea and is coming to the 10th St. Laundromat for an inaugural performance. Leave your quarters at home, but bring your appetite: this is a free show with free food. Yesss. Wash it down with a swig of karaoke around the corner at Ray's Happy Birthday Bar , if that's your thing. Myself, I've never liked karaoke much since I don't how to read and the words on the screen confuse me. I prefer the international language, Esperanto . But absent Esperantists , loud music usually does the trick. Bloody Wall of Gore headlines at the Mill Creek Tavern tonight. Trust me, they're more scared of you than you are of them.

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Saturday, Sept. 23     Happy Birthday, Mr. Coltrane. Let's play an old favorite, What's More Anachronistic? First question: Aerosmith and Motley Crue or The Zombies and The Mooney Suzuki? I don't know either, but I'm leaning towards couple number one. O'zapft is! Keep your sweater in the drawer but strap on your drinking shoes. Oktoberfest traditionally takes place at the end of September, a totally different season than the end of October. I guess I'll have to face facts soon; summer is tapped. This year's Big Art Show is so big that it's swallowed up four bands inside of it.

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Sunday, Sept. 24     The only thing worse than finding out your girlfriend is pregnant is finding out that your boyfriend is pregnant . Bring a friend to the Cakewalk matinee, especially if you have some special news to break. Oh, memories. It seems like just yesterday the Fringe Fest was here. If you need one last hit to last you until next year, head up to Ursinus for the tail end of their own Fringe Festival . Maybe afterwards hit up a frat party and cozy up next to a keg until Monday. 


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