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April 9th, 2009

Running Numbers

A scholarly look at the digits that matter.

I hope you've derived at least a few smiles from this under-the-radar absurdity beat. It's been a good run.

by Nick Norlen

April 2nd, 2009

Running Numbers

A scholarly look at the digits that matter.

If I offended any Dumpster Divers with my comment about the inappropriateness of using trash to make a sock puppet, I apologize. My sock puppet also apologizes. My mouth is not moving.

by Nick Norlen

March 26th, 2009

Running Numbers

A scholarly look at the digits that matter.

Look on the bright side, Philly Warrior: You're not in Jersey.

by Nick Norlen

March 19th, 2009

Running Numbers

A scholarly look at the digits that matter.

Use your newfound awareness of organ nomenclature wisely.

by Nick Norlen

March 12th, 2009

Running Numbers

A scholarly look at the digits that matter.

A band is paying me to download music? Is this some kind of sting operation?

by Nick Norlen

March 5th, 2009

The 25-Year-Old Teetotaler

A sobering account of my very first beer.

At 25, I found myself in the unique position of being able to deliberately choose my first beer — a position I assumed would be simultaneously reviled and envied by serious beer drinkers.In their realm, I’m the exchange student who’s never had a cheeseburger.

by Nick Norlen

March 5th, 2009

Running Numbers

A scholarly look at the digits that matter.

Of course, my Sofreh Haft Sin always includes 8 "S's" — including those delicious Girl Scout Samoas.

by Nick Norlen

February 26th, 2009

Running Numbers

A scholarly look at the digits that matter.

Talk about green jobs as a pathway to a strong middle class!

by Nick Norlen

February 19th, 2009