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November 5th 2009 other issues :
Top 20 Spectrum MomentsThe Building Wanted Blood
by Patrick RapaYou could call it a bad omen that the roof blew off the five-month-old
Spectrum during the Ice Capades in 1968, but I think the arena was just
asserting itself.
Top 10 Spectrum Sports MomentsHexy, Laettner, Moses, Wilt ...
by Patrick Rapa
Color GuardMore (in)famous characters who lit up the Spectrum.
Top 10 Spectrum Music MomentsThe Boss, The Who, Bowie, U2 ...
by A.D. Amorosi

Loose Canon:
Armageddon QuestionGreat journalism is no longer profitable.
by Bruce SchimmelAs creditors of the bankrupt Inquirer and Daily News
sharpen their knives, our dailies could be decimated. Should that
happen, the government and foundations should jump in and pump
up public media.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Why does the City Paper have such a zealous penchant for using excrement in both its column titles and its pieces?"
No ExceptionsIs a draconian law forcing innocent men out of the country?
by Julia HarteOver the last 13 years, the federal government has deported more
than 1 million immigrants following criminal convictions — a number
that has escalated dramatically in the last decade. But what if the men are innocent, and the law doesn't care?

Man Overboard!:
No BenefitsForget the public option — gimme a SEPTA plan.
by Isaiah ThompsonWhy is it, I wonder, that one union can be out there clamoring to keep
their amazingly generous health care terms while another, like the
scrappy Taxi Workers Alliance, barely has a pot to piss in?

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiBeans says Hova ratted him out and put money over friendship. He's
nearly crying by track's end. Can't help wonder if those near-tears
ain't about more than 12 bars.
A Million Stories by Jeffrey C. Billman and Julia HarteEight short years later, the
Philadelphia Water Department
has caught the 9/11 bug, and now wants to spend
$10 million
to, you know, keep the terrorists from winning.

Sports:
Loser Gets JerseyPhiladelphia vs. New York. Three teams. Four games.
by E. James BealeOn the line: First place in the NFC East, a meaningless Atlantic
division win, bragging rights and, oh yeah, the 105th World Series
trophy. And we were there.

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Art:
Mourning Has BrokenDisplaced by Hurricane Katrina, EgoPo lets Beckett be their guide to Philly greatness.
by Mark Cofta"I've been asked many times if I thought Beckett would approve of our version of Endgame,"
says Savadove about the late playwright's notorious legal actions
against productions that strayed from his vision. "From my knowledge of
other productions, his own direction of his plays, and his approval of
our other productions of his work, I think that he would be very
pleased that we are able to speak to an American audience without
changing a single word or stage direction."
Arts Picks:
Jonathan Safran FoerTue., Nov. 10, 7:30 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341,
freelibrary.org.
by Lauren F. FriedmanMore humane farming is great, he writes, but why does it go without saying that we should eat meat at all?
Theater Review:
Ring LeaderThe Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity
by Mark CoftaWhat succeeds beyond the wrestling spectacle in director Seth Rozin's
fine production is not so much the
socio-political commentary expected from InterAct, but the sincerity
Pacheco brings to Mace.
Good Grief Rabbit Hole
by David Anthony FoxLately, an overwhelming flood of media has turned
grief-and-catharsis into an industry. Sudsy Lifetime movies, maudlin
Jodi Picoult novels, countless hours of reality TV have reduced loss to
a series of clichés. How can we separate art from Oprah-tainment?
KaleidoscopeBrilliantly Endowed | Tracy Morgan: I Am the New Black | Bored to Death | Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
First Friday FocusCarolyn Huckabay's First Friday Hit List
by Carolyn HuckabayPainted Bride Art Center | AntiPop Ltd. | Delaware Center for the Contemporary Arts | Proximity Gallery | Mew Gallery
Arts Picks:
The Long Christmas Ride HomeThrough Nov. 15, $15-$25, Mandell Theater, Drexel University, 3210 Chestnut St., 215-733-0255,
azukatheatre.org.
by Mark CoftaIn-demand puppeteer Aaron Cromie directs, combining professional actors, Drexel students and bunraku puppetry
in what should be a unique theatrical — but not holiday! — experience.
Sweet TeaSun., Nov. 8, 6 p.m., $20, Painted Bride, 230 Vine St., 267-402-2055,
paintedbride.org.
by Josh MiddletonThe book explores the unique experience of growing up black and gay
below the Mason-Dixon and suggests the Southern mind-set may be broader
than some think.
Life Without Parole by Julia HarteAccording to Vicki Solot, executive director of First Person Arts,
Hartman will try calling in from prison to answer audience questions on
Sunday, but if the jail's on lockdown, it may not work.
Yes Men Fix the WorldThu., Nov. 5, 8:30 p.m., $20, Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Vine St., 267-402-2055,
firstpersonarts.org.
by Julia Harte"We may tell lies, but we tell smaller lies to get at bigger truths," says Bonanno of the duo's notorious hoaxes.
The Men Who Stare at GoatsCity Paper Grade: C+
by Sam AdamsClooney nearly saves the picture single-handedly by delving into the
farcical repertoire he's fruitfully developed with the Coen brothers.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Is Love Pop or Not? by K. Ross HoffmanI started working on writing songs last summer, here in New York, in
the middle of the hottest month. I was in a pretty bad state
emotionally, right in the middle of a breakup. The initial idea around
the album came about in New York, but the good parts, the inspirational
parts, happened later, when I was living in Paris — both cities were
really important to the album.
Music Picks:
RaekwonTue., Nov. 10, 8 p.m., $15 ($20 with CD), all ages, with Sean Price, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by Tisha KlineRaekwon's gritty, obscene rhyming style tips its hat to modern New York street rap while still appealing to the old heads.
LenkaWed., Nov. 11, 8 p.m., $12, with Colin Smith, M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
themanhattanroom.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanA self-described "smile delivery service," in the past year she's won
over toddlers, teenagers and thirtysomethings, adoring Asians,
enthusiastic Germans, rowdy Utahns and impassive New Yorkers.
Moscow QuartetSun., Nov. 8, 3 p.m., $23, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-569-8080,
pcmsconcerts.org.
by Peter BurwasserThat beautiful school is exemplified by the Moscow Quartet, who will
present a wonderful program of Haydn, Beethoven and (late) compatriot
Shostakovich in one of their regular visits to our fair city.
Steven Bernstein's MtoFri., Nov. 6, 8 p.m., $12, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun BradyThe leader of the wise-ass avant-pop-jazz quartet Sex Mob, Bernstein
has a deep knowledge and sly versatility that manifest in his own band
playing swing with a punk sneer, or covering the Beatles a la Nawlins
or deconstructing gypsy jazz, all in the course of a single set.
CelebrationThu., Nov. 5, 8 p.m., $10, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 866-468-7619,
kungfunecktie.com.
by Michael PelusiExperienced live, their mix of spooky Goth organs, hippie drum circles
and Katrina Ford's eerily compelling vocals is both hypnotic and
blissful.
Kadri GopalnathSat., Nov. 7, 7 p.m., $22, Mitchell Auditorium, Drexel University, 3128 Market St., 215-310-1783,
sruti.org.
by Shaun BradyThe image is somewhat incongruous: a saxophonist, sitting cross-legged
in colorful robes, accompanied by a violinist and mridangam player.
The Philadelphia OrchestraFri., Nov. 6, 2 p.m.; Sat., Nov. 7, 8 p.m.; and Sun., Nov. 8, 2 p.m.; $10-$113, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-8931999,
philorch.org.
by Peter BurwasserIt is a bit curious that an instrument as expressive as the cello has not been accorded more concerto treatment, recent times have been more favorable for the cello, and in any case, there is one indisputable masterpiece in the format.
Smell the CloveTom Culton, with a reading from the gospel of garlic.
by Brian HowardThe garlic you're likely most familiar with, the stuff in the netted
bags at Acme, is called, fittingly and blandly, California White. It
became the industry standard thanks to its uniform bulb size and
resistance to disease, says Culton. It's fine — but it's far from the
last pungent word on the topic.
That's SweetBOOK REVIEW: Anita Chu's Field Guide to Candy
by Drew LazorThe author breaks candy down into digestible categories ("chocolate,"
"sugary sweet," "creamy/sticky/chewy, etc."), with an easy-to-reference
full-color photo key neatly wedged in the middle of the book, like the
nut part of a Jordan Almond.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Erin Mae SzrankowskiPhiz Fest 2009 | victory Brewing Co. Beer Dinner at chifa | 2009 Philadelphia Whiskey Festival | Moët & Chandon Sushi Pairing Dinner at Roy's | Wines of Chile at Legal Sea Foods
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorGrey Social | Jolly's Dueling Piano Bar | Coup de Taco

Agenda Lead:
Obsess PoolHuman guinea pig A.J. Jacobs dishes on why he goes to extremes.
by A.D. AmorosiJacobs tries to understand the world by immersing himself in
extraordinary circumstances. For his latest, that meant pretending to be his child's female nanny looking for online romance,
outsourcing his daily errands to women in India, and attempting to
persuade the Sex in the City actresses to help him propose to his long-suffering companion.
Agenda Picks:
The Mysterious Wonder Balloon by Holly OtterbeinAs much as we've loved watching Massachusetts-based Missoula
Oblongata's bizarro, bemusing anarchist puppet shows, we've always
secretly longed to be up on stage ourselves.

Peer-to-PeerBrian James Kirk Geeks Out
by Brian James KirkBody Worlds 2 & the Brain | Star Wars: In Concert
Agenda Picks:
Strawberry Mansion Art, Jewelry and Fine Craft ShowFri.-Sun., Nov. 6-8, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., free, Fairmount Park Horticulture Center, 4231 N. Concourse Drive, 215-228-8364,
historicstrawberrymansion.org.
by Scott YorkoIf mansions and bling aren't your bag — but an eco-friendly tote is —
this year's annual Strawberry Mansion craft show should be more
appealing than past ones.
Tweed Ride by Nicole SaylorAny steel-steed fans of '20s and '30s fashion are welcome to join in this afternoon of mustaches, knickers and throwback games.
Zenkaikon 2009Sat.-Sun., Nov. 7-8, 9-1:30 a.m., $15-$50, Radisson Valley Forge Hotel, 1160 First Ave., King of Prussia, 610-337-2000,
zenkaikon.com.
by Julia WestWith a full lineup of martial arts discussion panels, anime Jeopardy, anime-themed karaoke and Whose Line Is It Anime?, it's clear why attendance has more than tripled since the 2005 Zenkaikon.
Snuggie Crawl by Kristen HumbertOn the eighth day, God created the Snuggie. Nah, just playing — the Slanket came first.