Roberto Café
2108 South St., 215-545-0793
This 30-seat trattoria is the latest addition to the booming G-Ho strip that already features 'hood favorites LaVa and Ants Pants. It's the first solo venture for owner Fernando Vincenti, whose dressed-down interior ensures that his food is the main attraction. The lunch and dinner menus feature dishes from all over Italy, and the fresh-daily seafood selection is excellent.
Bite This: The salmone salento is a grilled salmon filet dressed with asparagus, tomato, balsamic vinegar and olive oil.
Loie Brasserie
128 S. 19th St., 215-568-0808
Loie (yes, that French bistro) recently brought in David Gilberg as its new head chef. It's his first time on top of the back-of-the-house totem pole -- he was last an executive sous chef at Matyson BYOB. Gilberg recently rolled out a "no frills" menu that's upscale but not exorbitant.
Bite This: Some of the chef's starter offerings include truffled egg tartine and lobster gnocchi.
Abilene
429 South St., 215-922-2583
The owner of this South Street boozehound music venue announced plans to close two Wednesdays ago. It's defunct for now, but there are a few telling details that suggest a future resurrection. Exhibit A: "It's not goodbye
it's see you later!" reads the statement announcing the shutdown. Exhibit B: I seen Tupac out front!
The Smoked Joint
1420 Locust St., 215-732-7500
You might be wondering why this popular sitdown barbecue grill closed its doors last Friday. The simple answer is that there is no simple answer -- a staffer recently revealed that the reasons behind the decision include everything from long-term move-and-revamp plans to noise complaints from Academy House residents. (An unconfirmed rumor places the blame on a "rent issue," but that's just whatevs.) They're hoping to stay in Center City, but, like the Joint's signature hickory smoke, it's all up in the air.