2,621 Greatest number of penalty minutes accumulated by the Flyers in a single season; the last of these were earned on April 5, 1981.

$200 Largest voucher amount offered by the Philadelphia Police Department for firearms in last year's "City Wide Gun Exchange Initiative," which began April 1. Police Commissioner Johnson apparently had no use for my Super Soaker, but mark my words, Sly, you'll soon see what my SS50 can do!

110 Number of active members in the Philadelphia Glider Council. Not that I'd really call them active—you just float around in those things. Opening day of PGC's season is April 1.

4 Number of stamps honoring Benjamin Franklin that will be issued by the USPS on April 1. BF may have been the first postmaster general, but if he were around today, guaranteed he'd be all up in the Gmail.

0 Number of wires that will be discussed during the public portion of the Wireless Philadelphia Public Hearing, rescheduled for March 30 at 4 p.m. in Room 400 of City Hall.