Begins Tue., April 4, 6:30-8 p.m., $30 per four-week session, Azure Restaurant, 931 N. Second St., 856-772-1077, www.mpoweringyou.com
Sick of being single? Maybe you're just barking up the wrong tree. Stop being a whiny bitch, and let master dog trainer Jane Brydon teach your pup a few tricks for attracting Mr. Right instead of, um, just attacking him. Dating expert Bernadette Smith will also be on hand during this four-part course to provide you with the perfect pickup lines for when Spot snags you a bone-afide hottie. "It's a proven thing," says Smith. "Dogs are magnets to people."
Having a canine wing man ain't such a bad thing.