Sat., Feb. 18, 1-5 p.m., $100, Holiday Inn Express, 1305 Walnut St., seventh floor, 610-349-5329.

Is your husband lying about an affair? Find out at Russell Lipensky's workshop on nonverbal communication. "To have a working understanding of what you're showing people is an advantage for everyone," says the specialist. Credentials aside (he apprenticed with Patrick Collard, who taught these techniques to the Swiss army), you can tell Lipensky knows his stuff just by sitting with him. "The right side of your face is puffier [meaning] you've always been obliged to please your father." Holy shit. I guess I "said" too much.