July 7-13, 2005

the bell curve

The Bell Curve

City Paper's weekly gauge of Philly's Quality of Life

Elton John dubbed "adopted son" by Mayor Street. In unrelated news, Elton John granted concessions contract at airport.
Plus 3

Sen. Vincent Fumo attends Freedom Concert and Ball sporting feathery angel wings. On the advice of its attorney, Bell Curve declines comment.
Even

Live 8 produces 135 tons of debris on Benjamin Franklin Parkway. Its name: The Dave Matthews Band.
Even

Concertgoers leaving Live 8 report waits of more than 40 minutes for trains at Suburban Station. "See, we stepped it up for this thing, too," says SEPTA.
Minus 1

The average hotel room in Center City cost $148 per night in May, up $13 from a year ago. It's all part of Philly's new "pay to stay" tourism program.
Plus 2

Philadelphia police plan to test a new program that recognizes the sound of gunshots. "Easiest money we've ever made," say five randomly selected dudes from Southwest Philly.
Plus 2

Police report fewer than 10 Live 8-related arrests, most for disorderly conduct. It would have been even fewer, but it took three tranq darts to bring down Anna Nicole.
Plus 5

Phillies outfielder Jason Michaels arrested for allegedly attacking an Old City cop. Here's to you, overaggressive Phillies benchwarmer, you're living our dream.
Minus 2

PLCB reports sales of wine and liquor are up 7.5 percent, or $100 million, over last fiscal year. Thanks for shopping Pa., Paula Abdul!
Plus 1

Total pluses: 13
Total minuses: 3
This week's total: 10
Last week's total: 22