April 7-13, 2005

the bell curve

The Bell Curve

City Paper's weekly gauge of Philly's Quality of Life

The Phillies defeat the new Washington Nationals in home opener. And, just for a day, the Phils have the second-worst win percentage in baseball history.
Plus 1

Eight of the nine state lawmakers Mayor Street invited to his luxury box on opening day turned him down. Nobody wants another "I'm very disappointed with you" speech from Michael Nutter.
Even

Radio One claims a lack of on-air talent led to Y100's format switch. And now, ladies and gentleman, the inimitable joie de vivre of Monie and Pooch!
Minus 1

Comcast begins construction of new tower, which will be the fifth- or sixth-tallest building in the country. Of course, it'll be No. 1 as soon as they fit Suzanne Roberts' death-ray turret on top.
Even

Verizon admits it's at fault for problems in police radio system. To compensate, it will increase the K-9 unit's rollover minutes.
Minus 2

Delaware River has its worst flood in 50 years. On the upside, dozens find oil where their houses used to be.
Minus 8

According to Commerce Director Stephanie Naidoff, Chestnut Street has "gone from Bleak Street to Chic Street." Bet she snorts when she laughs.
Plus 1

Penn Law students' Easter-egg hunt marred by plastic eggs containing irreverent and offensive Jesus cartoons. Oh, wait, not "marred." Make that "given purpose."
Plus 1

Total pluses: 3
Total minuses: 11
This week's total: -8
Last week's total: 6