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July 24-30, 2003 movie shorts New Movie ShortsHOUSE OF FOOLS After a checkered career in Hollywood (Tango & Cash, Runaway Train) Andrei Konchalovsky has shuttled between the U.S. and his native Russia, racking up a number of idiosyncratic-to-say-the-least features. Set in an asylum on the Chenyan border, House of Fools means to be both beautiful and jarring (something after the manner of the Serbian Wounds), but it succeeds more often at the latter. In House of Fools, madness is next to hamminess, as Konchalovsky pushes each actor to the brink, most unfortunately in the case of a woman who believes shes engaged to be married to Bryan Adams (who, in one of the more unwelcome cameos in cinematic history, makes several appearances). A few moments pass muster, but Konchalovsky is intent on grinding his obvious metaphors to dust (see, the whole world is crazy!) that youre longing for electroshock before long. --Sam Adams (Ritz at the Bourse) THE IMPURE GLANCE An impure title: The original Italian is Lontano in fondo agli occhi, or "Faraway in the deep of the eyes," which has the dual benefit of being poetic and actually relevant to the movie at hand, Giuseppe Roccas writing/directing debut. Its New Years in early-50s Naples, and the eyes (and the films POV) belong to a fanciful unnamed bambino (Andrea Refuto) with a complex real and imagined relationship to women: his pregnant mother, the nanny for whom he arranges trysts with the local cad, his favorite ailing nun, his devil-obsessed spinster aunts, the schoolgirl who airmails him folded mashnotes and the holy-spooky ghost/angel/monk girl that lives in his attic, to a name a few. Theres more than a hint of the Felliniesque in painter Roccas visually splendid sepia-tinted fable. In fact, if you took the sex and the wit out of Amarcord and threw in a few dozen overt religious allusions (is Jesus Christ floating ominously around town overt enough for you?), youd be left with the solidly second-rate Glance: lovely, quirky, pretentious as all get-out, not nearly as deep as it is deep-dish. --Ryan Godfrey (Roxy) LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE OF LIFE (Not reviewed.) A haiku: Angelina signs on for smart sequel, is foiled by evildoers. (AMC Orleans; Bridge; UA 69th St.; UA Cheltenham; UA Grant; UA Main St.; UA Riverview)
Thai Prince Chatri Chalerm Yukol went to UCLA with Francis Ford Coppola back in the day. So, when he decided to film an epic national legend, he knew whom to ask for help with executive producing, editing and distributing. The film, trimmed to 142 minutes for American consumption, follows 16th-century Siamese Queen Suriyothai (M.L. Piyapas Bhirombhakdi), as she transforms from a shy girl to a courageous, elephant-riding warrior against the invading Burmese. Sweeping and yet oddly chopped up, the film focuses on impassioned palace intrigues and invidious betrayals -- in particular by wicked Srisudachan (Mai Charoenpura) and her feckless lover Tao Sri Sudachan (Siriwimol Charoenpura). Striking images punctuate the endless spectacle, including some mighty Amazonian-style guards, huge battle scenes (reportedly, the shoot employed some 70 horses, 80 elephants, and 2000 extras), and Suriyothais own heroic struggles to defend the King, Thien (Sarunyoo Wongkrachang), whom shes married out of duty, despite her lifelong love for childhood companion Prince Piren (Chatchai Plengpanich). --Cindy Fuchs(Ritz at the Bourse; Ritz 16)
Daryl Hannah as hermaphrodite angel. No matter what else you think about the Polish brothers third installment in their "American trilogy" (after Twin Falls Idaho and Jackpot), its strangely sublime concept is enough to make it worth pondering. Set in Montana in the 1950s, the film takes you inside a series of interrelated phenomena, most prominently, a shifting culture (as industry and sober anonymity overtake the beautifully stark landscape) and an ailing orphans mind (as despair and madness appear to overtake him). When a nearly abandoned town is scheduled to be flooded by a new hydroelectric dam, a team of "agents" (including Peter Coyote, James Woods and Mark Polish), set forth in black suits and black Fords to convince diehards to leave. At the same time, the parentless boy (Duel Farnes) is intermittently nursed by a minister (Nick Nolte), as he fever-dreams his way into a family, with members including the angelic Hannah, a mute cowboy (Ben Foster), a nerdy sort with wooden hands (Anthony Edwards) and chatty leader, named Cup of Tea (Robin Sachs). Weirdly poetic, surreally fragmented, and most peculiarly serene, the film challenges American myths of national identity, corporate good will, and westward-ho progress. --C.F. (Ritz Five; Ritz 16) SEABISCUIT Dont go thinking that just because its named for one, Seabiscuit is a story about a horse. Oh no. This is a Story About America. How do I know? For one thing, director Gary Ross keeps pausing the action to make room for ponderous narration and period photographs, and for another, Jeff Bridges kind-hearted industrialist makes about a dozen speeches to that effect, spouting bromides like "Just cause a fellas a little banged up doesnt mean you give up on him." (However improbable Seabiscuits victories, they pale next to the specter of a corporate head who, in the middle of the Depression, orders "no more layoffs.") Seabiscuit has the ring of the kind of Official Art that usually comes down the pike after the ground has frozen, though its cookie-cutter quality doesnt forestall the usual fine performances from Bridges, Tobey Maguire and Chris Cooper, not to mention to dizzying, delightful turn from William H. Macy as a racetrack announcer. (You wish, somehow, the whole movie could be about him.) Seabiscuit doesnt have the inventiveness of Ross Pleasantville, and its bid for post-Sept. 11 resonance is transparent, if evidently sincere. Its worthy, if not worthwhile. --S.A.(Bridge; Ritz 16; UA Grant; UA Main St.; UA Riverview) SPY KIDS 3D: GAME OVER Oh, for the Golden Age of cinema, by which I mean the summer of 1982. Jeff Bridges was inside a video game! Jason was knifing people in three dimensions! For a ten-year-old, how could movie-going get any better? I didnt stay ten long enough to find out, but if I were ten now, Im pretty sure the latest Spy Kids installment (video game immersion and 3-D!) would be the greatest movie in the history of everything. Secret agent Juni Cortez doesnt have any spying to do this time; hes got to rescue his sister and the free world from the clutches of a ruthless computer game designer (a goofy Sly Stallone), by going virtual. Once hes in the game and riveted into his Tron suit, were instructed to put on our red-blue goggles, and then its 80 minutes of headachy, computery jetsam (coming right at us!) as Juni and friends race and battle bits of code and each other. Its as compellingly fake a 3-D world as anything on your PS2, and looks like it might be fun to take the controls of, but non-Gen Z viewers will be put off by the frustratingly inconstant rules of engamement and the sub-PG level of conflict. Once again, Robert Rodriguez writes, directs, photographs, edits, scores, runs the effects house and sells Twizzlers in the lobby -- in 3-D! -- R.G.(AMC Orleans; Cinemagic; UA 69th St.; UA Cheltenham;UA Grant; UA Riverview)
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