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May 1- 7, 2003 movie shorts ContinuingANGER MANAGEMENT "I think Eskimos are smug." This observation, by anger management patient John Turturro, is easily the loopiest in all of Peter Segals ridiculous and redundant buddy flick. For the most part, the movie trudges along, pitting anger management "guru" Jack Nicholson against his newest court-ordered patient, Adam Sandler. (The judge who so orders is the late Lynne Thigpen, who, as ever, weathers all insanity with integrity.) Arrested for ostensibly untoward behavior on an airplane ("This is a very difficult time for the country," notes the security guard), Sandler must endure in-home counseling from the wholly obnoxious Nicholson, who not only has him interacting with classmates Turturro and Luis Guzmán, but also arranges his meetings with trannie prostitute Woody Harrelson (self-named "Galaxia") and pretty barfly Heather Graham. Ostensibly, this leads to Sandlers repairing his relationship with the absolutely perfect Marisa Tomei. But really, its all about the boys. --Cindy Fuchs (AMC Orleans; Bridge; Ritz 16; UA 69th St.; UA Grant; UA Main St.; UA Riverview) ASSASSINATION TANGO The elements in Robert Duvalls latest directorial effort, following six years after The Apostle, dont fit together any better than the title suggests. Duvall plays a New York-based hitman whos finally starting to settle down late in life when hes sent to Argentina on a job. There, he becomes enraptured by the tango and falls in love with a beautiful dance instructor (Duvalls 30-year-old squeeze, Luciana Pedraza) while awaiting a shot at his target. An actor whose best performances always have something of the unfinished about them, Duvall shows a similarly spontaneous side as a director, but Tango lacks what an acting teacher would call a spine. At times, Duvalls mumbling performance verges on Tourettic, and the groups of no-doubt fascinating people hes gathered together on screen have so little to do that the movie feels like a collection of asides. (Ironically, it takes a stronger directorial hand to create the feeling of spontaneity.) Tango isnt nearly as embarassing as it could be, given that the plot is nakedly structured around Duvalls own obsessions and the female lead went to his girlfriend, whod neither acted nor danced the tango before. But its not steps that make a dance; its motion, and Assassination Tango goes too many ways at once. --Sam Adams (Ritz 16)
Talented young footballer Jess (Parminder Nagra) loves David Beckham. But her parents, first generation immigrants to the London suburbs, want her to focus on a proper marriage to a nice Indian boy, much like her sister (Archie Panjabi). Gurinder Chadhas charming, energetic movie charts Jess efforts to hide the fact that shes signed on with a girls auxiliary team, befriended teammate Keira Knightley (a Mia Hamm fan), and developed a crush on their sensitive Irish coach (Jonathan Rhys-Meyers). Unlike most teen romances, this film takes the girls perspectives and complicated feelings seriously, detailing their daily negotiations of culture differences (race, nation, gender, class, and generation). And while it includes some standard contrivances, it uses them to reveal the ways that assumptions shape experiences, particularly, girls experiences. Various conflicts come to a head in a colorful finale that crosscuts between a final football match and a traditional Indian wedding. Cultures continue to clash, but in ways that are increasingly responsive to one another. --C.F. (Bala;Ritz at the Bourse; Ritz 16) BETTER LUCK TOMORROW Justin Lins film isnt as edgy as its MTV-funded ad campaign suggests. But its smart and engaging, and it knows what it is -- a teen movie with teeth. It tracks the increasingly messy efforts of Asian American honor students in Orange County (Parry Shen, Karin Anna Cheung, Sung Kang, Roger Fan, Jason J. Tobin, John Cho) to buck the tedious system that insists they be "model minorities." They can do that, no problem (selling cheat sheets to less adept students), but theyre looking for higher stakes. Once they move on to drug dealing and gangsta-affected thieving and violence, theyre in too deep (which, thankfully doesnt mean that the moral deus ex machina kicks in). The images are fresh, the insights into intra-community class and gender dynamics are sound, and the plot structured around an academic decathlon -- definitely not the usual high school film. Perhaps most interestingly, not a parent appears in the film, though theyre surely "felt," on frame edges and rooms down the hall. The kids are on their own, but theyre also shaped by expectations, even when they do their best to resist. --Cindy Fuchs (Bridge; UA Riverview)
Michael Moore has deliberately taken on a subject -- the American propensity for violence -- that cant be explained, just to see how close to the impossible he can get. Bowling begins, of course, with our fondness for guns, but Moore pushes past that answer, pointing fingers at retailers who offer cut-rate ammunition, at racial and economic disparities, and at a media that makes it seem like were more violent than we actually are..--S.A. (Roxy) BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE Lonely, depressed tax lawyer Steve Martin meets witty, well-read "lawyer girl" in a chat room. How surprised he is when she arrives on his doorstep: Boisterous ex-con (and executive producer) Queen Latifah wants him to help her clear her record of the felony burglary for which she was framed. And how unsurprised you are that she teaches this uptight white man to shake his booty, open up to his two kids, lust after his ex (Jean Smart) and even outsmart Latifahs thuggish ex (Steve Harris). The broad comedy derives from standard class and race frictions, helped along by Martins neighbor, Betty White (fearful of "Negroes") and his no. 1 client, Joan Plowright (fond of plantation songs that remind her of childhood servants). Latifah is delightful, and as the man who wisely falls in love with her on first meeting, Eugene Levy brings a welcome dryness to the otherwise predictably soppy proceedings.--C.F. (UA Riverview) BULLETPROOF MONK Perhaps best known for directing Mariah Careys "Honey" video, Paul Hunter here tries to pull together a clutter of clichés into yet another movie-based-on-a-comic-book. Assigned to protect a Sacred Scroll from nefarious Nazis, a noble No-Name Monk (the great Chow Yun-Fat) is reduced to mentoring smart-ass pickpocket Kar (a.k.a. Stiffler, a.k.a. Seann William Scott) and Russian mafia princess Jade (James King). Their interactions include clever choreography (by Wong Wai Leung) and exceedingly well-worn paths to enlightenment (with, it must be said, a fun getting-to-know-you scene involving cocoa puffs). For the most part, the film combines elements from Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Karate Kid, even a moment or two from Subways underground battling, featuring a chiseled torso of a thing (Patrick Hagarty), all without much innovation. To an extent, the film parodies its own corniness (Kar has learned his initial skills from kung fu movies, Monk dispenses wisdom in riddles), but the jokes ("Good luck with that enlightenment stuff," ta-tas Kar when he thinks, wrongly, of course, his learning is done) arent smart enough to make up for the reckless race and culture stereotypes. --C.F.(AMC Orleans; UA 69th St.; UA Cheltenham; UA Riverview) CHASING PAPI Even if you dont recognize the TV pedigree of the director (The Bernie Mac Shows Linda Mendoza) and the actors (sitcom/soap bit-parters Roselyn Sanchez, Sofía Vergara and Eduardo Verástegui; Christian-pop star Jaci Velasquez; Freddy Rodriguez in gayface), the setup and delivery scream lesser-network small-screen farce. Papi (Verástegui) has three fiancées in three cities, and they all come to L.A. to surprise him. Papi freaks out, takes too many tranquilizers, and spends most of the movie weekending at Bernies. (Hes in the trunk! Hes under the baggage cart!) The women -- the stuck-up rich girl with the canceled credit cards, the resourceful sexpot cocktail waitress and the nerdy lawyer on the verge of realizing shes gorgeous when she takes off her glasses -- are at each others throats until they have to join forces to find sloppy Papis conked-out body and catch some rather unthreatening bad guys. Mendoza punches up this punchless scenario with a bag of TV tricks (candy colors, animation, After Effects-y scene segues), but it still feels like a TGIF reunion movie, only with Hispanics. Had it only been filmed in front of a live studio audience, we would know the appropriate times to laugh. --Ryan Godfrey (AMC Orleans)
Set in Depression-era, tabloid-driven Chi, Chicago splits off Kander and Ebbs cracking songs from the rest of the story, setting them in a fantasy nightclub space that is interwoven with the real-life setting. Following in Stanley Donens footsteps, Rob Marshall is a choreographer turned director, and the movies dance sequences fall together like little bits of magic, though the faux-retro salaciousness sometimes comes off more Broadway crass than le jazz hot (and Catherine Zeta-Jones is too hippy for her high-cut costumes). Zellweger, though, proves to be an honest-to-goodness triple threat; while hardly a belter, she finds her way into Roxies go-getter bite, and shes as light on her feet as any good comic actress. Who knew, whats more, that Richard Gere had been hiding a mean lyric tenor all these years? Chicago may not rank with the classics, but its the best traditional movie musical in many a moon. --S.A. (Ritz Five; Ritz 16) CONFIDENCE Director James Foley handles Doug Jungs fifth-generation House of Games retread, whereinthe cast turn in some of the lazier performances of their careers; nothing wrong with Edward Burns, Paul Giamatti, Rachel Weisz, Andy Garcia or Dustin Hoffman, but theyre adrift, never jelling into any kind of ensemble. The double-triple-quadruple-cross plot recalls the hole Mamet dug himself with The Heist, only deeper (and thats the only time that word will be applied to this movie). S.A. (Bala; Bridge; Ritz 16; UA Grant; UA Riverview)
FRIDA The innovative melding of art and biography grants Taymors film -- written by Clancy Sigal, Diane Lake, Gregory Nava and Anna Thomas, and based on a biography by Hayden Herrera -- an uncanny and welcome grace. Its well known that Frida (played by Salma Hayek) suffered mightily and throughout her life, emotionally, spiritually and physically: a 1925 trolley wreck breaks her back and leaves her in a body cast for years. This pain became the primary source of her art (her many self-portraits are her most famous legacy) as well as a dreadful, inevitable focus. Throughout Fridas recovery, her photographer father (Roger Rees) dotes on her, while her mother (Patricia Reyes Spíndola) frets that her chance for proper marriage is over. This standard parental divide more or less sets up Fridas lifelong investment in genderfuck: She rejects expectations that girls should stay home and cook, throwing herself into her painting and politics (she and her husband, Mexican muralist Diego Rivera (Alfred Molina) were dedicated Communists) with bracing enthusiasm.--C.F. (Bryn Mawr) THE GOOD THIEF Given that Neil Jordan's remake of Bob le Flambeur is obsessed with the relationship between copies and originals, it's almost fitting that festivalgoers who turned up to see it on Sunday were rewarded with a screening of the other festival entry with (nearly) the same name. Chances are, though, ticket holders to the sold-out screening didn't feel that way, so the fest has added additional screenings -- appropriately enough, a pair of 'em. An uncanny companion to The Truth About Charlie, The Good Thief works many of the same back alleys: movie directors in principal roles (Emir Kusturica and twin directors Michael and Mark Polish), African music and French rap to convey polyglot fusion, a palette saturated with neon blues. But Jordan adds layer upon layer, referencing both his stars' real-life personae (Nick Nolte plays a recovering junkie, with mug shots that look not unlike the actor's well-publicized own) and a cultural lineage traced from the U.S. to France and back again. (In conversation, Nolte's Bob mocks the music of Johnny Hallyday, best know as the "French Elvis.") Ultimately, The Good Thief twists itself in too many circles -- The Limey pulled off what The Good Thief tries, but Jordan isn't a stylist of Soderbergh's caliber (though he is canny enough to nick a heist method from Soderbergh's Ocean's Eleven remake). Still, there's something worth savoring about The Good Thief, an aftertaste more satisfying than the meal itself. --S.A. (Ritz Five; Ritz 16) HEAD OF STATE From its start -- Nate Dogg in front of Mount Rushmore flanked by dancing white girls dressed in skimpy red, white and blue -- Chris Rocks crossover dream is obvious and derivative. (Lumpy white people fo-shizzling is tired already.) Picked by party regulars to lose a race for president, D.C. alderman Rock shakes things up by running a hip-hop campaign and naming his bail bondsman brother (Bernie Mac) as his running mate. He encourages poor folks to get mad ("That aint right" becomes his slogan, set off against his opponents "God bless America, and no place else!"), flirts with adorable Tamala Jones and impresses his ostensible handlers (Dylan Baker and Lynn Whitfield) and snooty white folks with slang and song (Nelly, Jay-Z, DMX). Written by Rock and longtime collaborator Ali LeRoi, the movie is bogged down by predictable, easy jokes, so that the political points (racism is everywhere, CEOs get away with murders, kids need to get "knocked out!") look weaker than they are.--C.F. (UA 69th St.; UA Cheltenham)
Camp Green Lake isnt a camp so much as a juvenile detention center in the middle of B.F., Texas, and theres no longer anything green or lakey about it. Why are the "campers" -- with Goonies-ish names like Armpit, Zero and X-ray -- each required to dig a new hole in the middle of the desert every day? To tell too much would spoil the fun, which comes by the shovelful, but heres a teaser: What do peaches and onions have to do with a kissing bandit, a family curse and Latvia? Youll just have to figure it out along with Stanley "Caveman" Yelnats IV (Shia LeBeouf), whos sent to Green Lake for stealing shoes, and who has to deal with being the new kid while staying a step ahead of stern warden Sigourney Weaver and "counselors" Jon Voight and Tim Blake Nelson (channeling Roscoe P. Coltrane and Deputy Cletus with giddy abandon). Based on the Newberry-winning book by Louis Sachar (who adapted it for screen), Holes is the rare adolescent movie that doesnt pander. It delves into the fantastical without shying away from real-world issues like peer acceptance, homelessness and intolerance, but it never stops being engaging popcorn entertainment for all ages. Who woulda thunk? A teenage buddy comedy that actually engrosses. --R.G. (Bridge; Narberth; UA 69th St.; UA Cheltenham; UA Grant; UA Riverview) HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (Not reviewed.) A haiku: Dear Rob Zombie, this is your least plausible film since Battlefield Earth. (UA Cheltenham; UA Riverview)
Its raining. Hard. When roads become impassable, 10 strangers gather at an ooky motel in the middle of nowhere, whereupon theyre hideously murdered one by one: one has a baseball bat stuffed down his throat; another is sliced up with a knife; and all that can be found of another is her head thunking around inside a dryer. Pressed into service to track the killer in James Mangolds psycho-thriller is honorable limo driver/former cop John Cusack and less-nice current cop Ray Liotta. Its almost worth the price of admission just to see these two together, along with some fine attitude thrown by Amanda Peet (as the good-hearted hooker). The other eight victims-to-be (including Jake Busey, Clea DuVall, John C. McGinley, and Rebecca De Mornay) are less carefully drawn, and a parallel plot -- in which a death row inmate (Pruitt Taylor Vince) and his shrink (Alfred Molina) try for a last minute reprieve -- doesnt fit in a way that makes you know it will fit, eventually and crucially (and not so cleverly as it might have). By the last half-hour, the plot has run itself into a corner, but until then, the tension and performances are tight. --C.F. (AMC Orleans; Bridge; Ritz 16; UA 69th St.; UA Cheltenham; UA Grant; UA Main St.; UA Riverview) IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY Rory Culkin holds his own among the wall-to-wall Douglases in this On Golden Pond-ish group hug of a movie. Lawyer dad Michael and wholly uninteresting mom Bernadette Peters are going through a little bumpy period (thanks in part to his one minute of lust with Sarita Choudhury, down at the soup kitchen where they work -- shes also the dark-skinned person with whom anyone in the film has more than a moment of conversation); brother Cameron Douglas is selling weed and flunking out at Hunter; and grandparents Kirk and Diana Douglas are offering semi-wise advice while no ones listening. It helps that Culkin has one or two decent lines ("Whats wrong with a nose ring?" asks Cameron D; "Its in her nose!" comes the distressed 11-year-olds reasoning), but the movie is poky and annoying, hitting every emotional note too hard. The saving grace (aside from the non-related Culkin) is that, by the end, Kirk kind of sneaks up on you, with a cagey, detailed performance. --C.F. (Roxy; UA Riverview) LAUREL CANYON Performances stand out in Lisa Cholodenko's follow-up to High Art. As a California record producer whose medical resident son (Christian Bale) and his thesis-writing fiancee (Kate Beckinsale) take up temporary residence in her house/studio, Frances McDormand has the earthy naturalism of a woman who's cut her own path in the world. And as the incipient rock star who's cutting an album in her house, Alessandro Nivola is a revelation, incarnating the kind of nascent sex god whose appeal is only increased by his seeming effortlessness. Bale and Beckinsale's squares aren't nearly as compelling; at bottom, you feel like they're just sounding boards for the film's more freewheeling characters. (The squares loosen up, but the free spirits don't get any less free.) Despite its endorsement of the laissez-faire life, Laurel Canyon is as neat as a military bed; it would've been a lot more effective if Cholodenko had left some of the seams showing. --S.A.(Bala; Ritz at the Bourse; Ritz 16) MALIBU’S MOST WANTED Aspiring Jewish rapper and Malibu homeboy B-Rad Gluckman (Jamie Kennedy) makes the small step from TVs Jamie Kennedy Experiment to a wholly pedestrian movie, enabled by writers Fax Bahr and Adam Small (also responsible for a couple of Pauly Shore movies). When Brads routine embarrasses his governor candidate dad (Ryan ONeal), the wily campaign manager (Blair Underwood) arranges to have him kidnapped by thug-actors Anthony Anderson and Taye Diggs, to scare the "black out of him," whereupon all are threatened by real banger Damien Dante Wayans. One more in the exceedingly tiresome line of white-folks-acting-black jokes, the film notes that gangsta-ism is also a performance for black kids, and parodies some famous scenes (the Korean store in Menace II Society, 8 Miles battles). What it misses completely is that oppression works by race and class, and performance is not the ticket out (except for the most fortunate few). The most clueless moments involve aspiring hairdresser Regina Hall, supposedly the sanest person in the room, who falls for Brad because thats her job, in this most unoriginal of films.--C.F. (AMC Orleans; Cinemagic; UA 69th St.; UA Cheltenham; UA Grant; UA Main St.; UA Riverview)
Vin Diesel is an undercover narcotics cop in Los Angeles who arrests a Mexican kingpin and ends up with a dead wife when the new cartel takes over. He and partner Larenz Tate go after the nascent honcho, until Diesel steps over the line and has to turn in his badge. The end. Nah, just kidding. He actually takes the law into his own hands! So conventional -- but it all somehow works, because of a career-best performance from a damaged, haunted Diesel, and whattaya know, we consequently care for the character.--R.G. (UA Riverview)
A surprisingly affectionate tribute to the folk boom of the 1960s, Christopher Guests A Mighty Wind never quite sinks its teeth into its subject, but the substitution of sweetness for satire makes for a fair trade. Kicked off by the death of an Albert Grossman-esque folk promoter, the ersatz documentary follows the reunion of three folk acts for a concert in his honor: the Kingston Trio-esque Folksmen (Guest, Michael McKean and Harry Shearer, a.k.a. Spinal Tap), the shiny, happy New Main Street Singers (an insufferably cheery bunch who, in a Tap-ish bit of humiliation, play at amusement parks in the shadow of noisy roller coasters), and onetime duo Mickey and Sylvia (Eugene Levy and Catherine OHara), whose legendary career ended along with their marriage. Folk music should be just as ripe a target as heavy metal, but Guest and co. (many of whom, of course, grew up during the 1960s) dont have the heart to tighten the screws -- the affinity of white singers from privileged backgrounds for affecting the trappings of poverty and/or blackness is hinted at with a reference to an unseen folk legend named Ramblin Sandy Pitnick, but thats as far as it goes. (The great Bill Cobbs, identified in the credits as a blues singer, appears at a party scene, but never gets a line in.) Instead, you get Levys ceaseless mugging -- with his white fright wig and ever-mobile eyebrows, hes every bit the 60s burnout (although a shot of empty medicine bottles on the table by his motel room bed comes close to mocking mental illness) -- and a smattering of jokes, which are less frequent as well as less pointed. A handful of zingers fly by -- John Michael Higgins born-again bandleader recalls, "There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical" -- but what draws you in is the camaraderie between the erstwhile Tappers, and the genuinely moving chemistry between Levy and OHaras ex-lovers. (While they were married, the highlight of their act was a staged kiss, and while the suspense builds as to whether theyll recreate the moment at the tribute concert, you may find your feet beginning to jiggle.) If they dont outstrip the absurdity of the folk songs of the times, the films compositions (mostly written by the actors) at least equal it; a couple of them could even have been hits. (Catherine OHara boasts a particularly fine singing voice, not surprising given that her sister is the too-long-in-exile singer Mary Margaret OHara.) A Mighty Wind leaves your sides resoundingly un-split, but it sends you out feeling suffused with mild warmth -- an inferior pleasure, but a pleasure nonetheless. --S.A. (Ritz East; Ritz 16) NOWHERE IN AFRICA The winner of this years Oscar for Best Foreign Film, German director Caroline Links adaptation of Stefanie Zweigs autobiographical novel is careful, elegiac and occasionally self-important. Still, its focus on a young girls understanding of traumatic events lends it an admirably narrow focus, set against a huge backdrop. A family of German Jews -- idealistic father Merab Ninidze, pampered mother Juliane Köhler, and spunky, open-hearted daughter Regina (played as a child by Lea Kurka and as a teen by Karoline Eckertz) -- flee Germany in 1938, leaving behind family, friends and dads career as a lawyer. In Kenya, he works someone elses farm with a crew of black workers whom he respects; his wife, meanwhile, resents her classed descent and makes him pay by withholding sex. Regina takes immediately to her new home, befriending their loyal cook, Owuor (Sidede Onyulo), and adapting to local customs and beliefs. While her parents struggle to keep their marriage together and come to understand their own prejudices (sort of), she looks back wistfully (for 138 minutes), as an adult narrator, able to see details they missed. Her sad but youthfully hopeful story forms the basis for a Holocaust film that doesnt show the Holocaust.--C.F. (Ritz Five; Ritz 16) PHONE BOOTH The premise of Phone Booth couldnt be simpler: A guy named Stu (Colin Farrell) answers a phone on the corner of 53rd and Eighth in New York City. As it turns out, the caller has his eye on Stu, literally, watching him through a high-powered rifle scope. To underline his threat, the sniper takes out a loud-mouthed pimp, at which point the cops and the press amass, assuming Stu is the shooter. For the rest of the movie, Stu -- accused by the killer-caller of being too selfish and cynical, too modern mannish -- is caught in that phone booth.--C.F. (UA 69th St.; UA Riverview)
A Polish Jew hiding from the Nazis in Warsaw, sometimes looked after by friendly non-Jews, Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody), the titular artist, refuses to acknowledge that life has already changed forever, that the Germans had invaded weeks before. The film mostly takes Szpilmans view, showing the atrocities he sees. Finally forced to evacuate, Szpilman keeps out of sight. While the "action" now decreases, the film becomes almost unbearably acute, approximating the mans process of internalization.--C.F.(Bridge) THE QUIET AMERICAN Phillip Noyces adaptation of Graham Greenes avowedly "anti-American" novel makes the political personal, collapsing a pivotal moment in the history of American involvement in Vietnam into the story of two men battling over a woman. Fowler (Michael Caine) is a British journalist whos living the good life in 1952 Saigon until Alden Pyle (Brendan Fraser) walks into the picture. Fowler starts to see a darker side to Pyle when he introduces him to the beautiful Phuong (The Vertical Ray of the Suns Do Thi Hai Yen), whos been Fowlers girlfriend for the last two years. Pyle seizes on the fact that Fowler cannot get a divorce from his long-estranged English wife and begins to woo Phuong, always in the name of whats best for her, but ruthlessly all the same. However, Greenes love-triangle allegory is so overwhelming, however, that the film loses sight of the larger questions it makes signs of addressing. Were stuck looking through Fowlers eyes, never getting a sense of what life was like for the Vietnamese, any more than, for all the arguing Fowler and Pyle do over whats best for Phuong, we get a chance to hear her own thoughts on the subject.--S.A. (Baederwood; Bryn Mawr) THE REAL CANCUN In what has to be some kind of dubious record for instantest feature film, this, the apotheosis of "reality" "entertainment," finished shooting four weeks ago, and its just what you think: The Real World producers put a bunch of hottie post-teens together in a hotel in the spring break capital of Mexico for a week of constant DV surveillance. The result is a predictable foray into applied hedonism: they compete in wet t-shirt/Speedo contests, they drink body shots off each other, they dance suggestively to that Nelly song, they pair off and hump in grainy night-vision gray. And when theyre not partying like "party" was a verb, theyre kibitzing, caviling, complaining about partying. Thirteen kids are introduced at the outset, but due to necessarily hasty editing, only about five of them have any distinguishing characteristic or storyline that varies even slightly from "horndog looking to get some." The most charismatic and entertaining of the bunch is Alan, the shy erstwhile-teetotaler from Texas who occupies the physiognomic space exactly halfway between Matt Damon and Cameron from Ferris Bueller. Alan notwithstanding, Real Cancun is strangely Blair Witch-like -- the days are full of annoying chatter; the nights only fill us with dread. --Ryan Godfrey (AMC Orleans; Bridge; UA 69th St.; UA Cheltenham; UA Grant; UA Riverview) RUSSIAN ARK Aleksandr Sokurovs latest movie is genuine cinematic singularity -- an entire movie filmed in a single 90-plus-minute shot. Sokurov stages his time-traveling film inside The Hermitage, the camera gliding past the arrayed throngs of Russias imperial past, Tilman Büttners camera floating like a specter through halls, while a disembodied voiceover takes note of what it/we/the camera see. Wafting through the entry on the wake of incoming ballgoers, the camera-ghost soon encounters a tall, slim figure clad in a high-collared black coat. Played by Sergei Dreiden, the character is identified in the credits as "the Marquis." Together, mostly, the pair moves from room to room, encountering figures from Russian history (most of whose identities arent clear until the closing credits), discoursing on art, history and the Russian character. If this sounds like being stuck in the corner at a particularly boring cocktail party, well, youre not far off the mark. A far cry from the purposeful time-shifting of Béla Tarr or Hou Hsiao-Hsien (to name just two masters of the extended take), Russian Ark often seems to be an impressive achievement, but its more of an object than a movie.--S.A. (Ritz Five)
Though Mark Moskowitz sets out looking for Dow Mossman, who wrote what Moskowitz calls one great novel and then vanished off the map, his literary detective story evolves into a love letter to the act of reading. Moskowitzs discursive style, encompassing footage of the filmmaker, is self-indulgent, yes, but no more so than a chronicle of a hopeless quest should be. Moskowitz plays needlessly fast and loose with the rules of documentary filmmaking he mails a copy of the book to a friend, then happens to be standing by when he unwraps the package but the journey wins out in the end. S.A. (Ritz at the Bourse) WHAT A GIRL WANTS Warner Bros. is hoping that what a girl in the 7-14 demographic wants is an exact tonal replica of The Princess Diaries, only with Amanda Bynes. Shes a headstrong but button-cute working-class American teen who decides to spend the summer with her blue-blood English father (Colin Firth), who has yet to find out hes been a dad for 17 years. To complicate matters, daddy is running for Parliament, and hes also about to get married to an evil stepmother, who comes complete with an equally evil daughter. Nominally based on the arch 1958 Sandra Dee/Rex Harrison fish-out-of-water comedy The Reluctant Debutante, What a Girl Wants is instead as bland a corporate calculation as a corporation can calculate. Characters are motivated into action -- say, causing a hubbub at the uptight formal ball, or flying tearfully back to America without saying goodbye -- not by anything happening on screen, but because thats what such characters are supposed to do at that particular timestamp. Firth, clear-eyed and debonair, is terrific as usual, but hes overpowered by the banality of the modern fairy-tale formula. This will probably end up being your nieces favorite movie, until what a girl wants is this same film with, oh, lets pick Mandy Moore. --R.G.(Baederwood)
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