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May 1- 7, 2003 movie shorts NewTHE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE In 1999, Jim Fall directed Trick, featuring a dear little campy bit by Tori Spelling. He then directed for TVs Grosse Pointe, a campy love letter to Aaron Spellings primetime soaps. Now hes made a generally sluggish movie based on Disneys super-hit TV series, in which 15-year-old Lizzie (Hilary Duff) goes to Roma. As always, shes adorable, in incessant beaming close-ups, whether hanging with her best friend (Adam Lamberg), quarrelling with her little brother (Jake Thomas) or competing with her classmate (Ashlie Brillault). Shes even adorable while pretending to be sick so her stern chaperone (Alex Borstein, channeling Christian Slater) wont know shes sneaking out to see a cute Italian boy (Yani Gellman). Hes convinced her she can replace his dark-haired ex-singing partner (also Ms. Duff, with an Italiana accenta) -- that is, she can drag herself. Whether zipping about on a moped to Vitamin Cs cover of "Volare" or teetering on a runway to Taylor Daynes cover of "Supermodel," Lizzie brings her usual energy to tamped down camp. Queer edges or no, the girls at my screening loved Lizzie.--Cindy Fuchs(AMC Orleans; UA 69th St.; UA Cheltenham; UA Grant; UA Main St.; UA Riverview) XX/XY Perhaps the least opportune co-release since Shanghai Ghetto shared a weekend with Shanghai Noon, Austin Chicks cut-rate Jules and Jim probably wont appeal to fans who stumble in looking for X2, but then it probably wont appeal to people with brains in their heads either, alas. Jumping from the early 90s (cue Sonic Youths "Kool Thing") to the present, XX/XY follows the improbably named Coles (Mark Ruffalo) from overgrown adolescence to slightly less overgrown adolescence. Opening with a drunken collegiate ménage à trois (how sophisticated!), Chick exhausts his pseudo-sophistication quickly, unable to muster any kind of real insight. As a boho cartoonist dating Sam (Maya Stange), Coles is a self-centered schumck; years later, as a sellout ad exec (oh, the subtlety!), hes still a self-centered schmuck, only more well-heeled, and married to the long-suffering Claire (Petra Wright). Haircuts change, but the characters stay shallow.--Sam Adams (Ritz at the Bourse)
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