[CLICK.] (one-off) (rock/pop) (electro) (goth/industrial) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Fluid and the Latest Dish, w/ Julian S. Process, Dirty Dave Pee, AJ Ready Right, Diabolic, DJR5000, Mike Z. and Chris Poliquin, $40 w/ open bar from 9 p.m. to 11 p.m./$10 from 11 p.m. to 6 a.m. Get mod, get sorted, get blasted -- Making Time-style. These 80s-loving modster parties are always jam-packed and raging with chic, moppy-headed madness. Until 6 a.m., rock out with your cock out to electro, new wave, bastard pop, 80s classics and industrial up in the Fluid room. Downstairs in the Dish features an ear-grinding overdose of punk, new wave and other sorts of rock n roll. Brace yourself for the craziest New Years party Fluid has ever seen. And remember, its all about style, my friends.

LIFTED THURSDAY CHRISTMAS EVENT (one-off) (hip-hop) (progressive house) (trance) (house) (breaks) (electro) @ Shampoo w/ DJ Skribble, Moon Mandingo, Kurious George, Big Jim, Jimmy Mac and Just Joe, $15. A rockin and jockin X-mas celebration with MTVs bad-boy.

TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL (monthly) (trip-hop) (world) (funk/soul) @ Aqua Lounge w/ 99 and Jolah, call for cover. Jazz-influenced downtempo and uplifting grooves.

Platinum (weekly) (drum n bass) @ Fluid w/ Keaton, Method One, Sine, Icon, J. Messinian and Armanni Reign, $8. The Usual Suspects warrior invades Americas most prestigious dnb weekly.

Soulglow (weekly) (deep house) @ Liquid Blue w/ Willyum and guest, n/c. The PSC fella drops deep, soulful house at the must-see hot spot.

Groovelounge (weekly also on Sat.) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) (deep house) (house) @ SoMa Lounge w/ Cozmic Cat and guest, n/c. Saturate yourself in the eclectic jazzy grooves.

GENUINE URBAN SOUND (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Club Atlas w/ Da Beatbullies and Meddafore, $3. Blazin hip-hop and open mic at the old Cafe Limbo.

DJ TRUTH SPINS (weekly) (hip-hop) @ North, n/c. Droppin hip-hop, R&B and classics at the old Guru on South Street.

WIRED THURSDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop) (house) (progressive house) (electro) @ Bash w/ DJ Mike the Wild Man, n/c. Swanky clubbin with top-40 tunes.

The Greatest Party on Earth (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Tribecca w/ Alexander a.k.a. Adrock and DJ Grambino, $15/$10 members. Pumpin hard progressive 4/4 from the mastermind and old-skool hip-hop from Brooklyns beat-junky.

DEEP VISIONS (weekly) (house) (deep house) (progressive house) @ Swanky Bubbles w/ Kingsley Ndam, n/c. Lounge to the weekly house experiment in Old City.

COLLEGE NIGHT (weekly) (hip-hop) (reggae) @ Olive Branch, $5. Get your party on.

JOHNNY CHINK SPINS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ 2-4 Club, call for cover. Droppin the heavenly grooves that you love.

Thursdays Nights (weekly) (world) (hip-hop) @ the Five Spot w/ Jose Cabassa and Ronnie D, $5. Latin party upstairs with salsa and merengue, and downstairs is chic bump-a-matic w/ Ds wicked blend of beats.

Asian Adrenaline (weekly) (house) (progressive house) (hip-hop) @ Adrenaline w/ DJ Matty, $10. Best Asian night on Delaware Ave.

Whatever (weekly) (funk/soul) (world) (reggae) (hip-hop) @ Filos w/ Da White Bull and Brown Rice, n/c. A laid-back evening with Phillys primo funk-meisters droppin whatever they feel like droppin.

ELEV8ED THURSDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop) (reggae) @ Eighth Floor Nightclub w/ DJ Dee Square and more, call for cover. Bumpin beats way up high on Delaware Ave.

DEAN CHRONIC SPINS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ Bump w/ guests, n/c. Lounge to the beat at the gayborhoods refreshing hot spot.

ALL AGES PALOOZA (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (trance) (hip-hop) @ Top Dog w/ DJ Bryan B, $5. Jock-rockin party faves in University City.

TROPICAL THURSDAYS (weekly) (world) @ Brasils w/ DJ Marvelous Marcelo, call for cover. Four hours of salsa and merengue in Old City.

ALL STAR LADIES NIGHT (weekly) (hip-hop) (reggae) @ Club Venus w/ DJ Sterl, call for cover. Dress maturely for hot hip-hop and R&B in Old City.

BENJA STYLES SPINS (weekly) (hip-hop) @ 32, n/c. Hip-hop and old-school classics for the big spenders.

JUNIOR SPINS (weekly - also on Fri.) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (trip-hop) @ Blue in Green, n/c. Soak in the funk, soul, acid jazz and hip-hop from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.

ROCK BOTTOM (weekly) (rock/pop) @ 1616 w/ DJ Train and guests, $3. Spinnin all sorts of rock n roll.

RESURRECTION THURSDAY (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) @ Deco w/ Jason E, call for cover. Get lifted with Atlantic Citys hottest after-hours DJs.

BRING IT (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (hip-hop) @ Envy w/ Moe Greene and Doc Justice, $10. Bangin club-ola in Old City.

FINGER LICKIN (weekly) (funk/soul) (world) @ 700 Club w/ Cosmo Baker, n/c. Raw funk, steamy soul and dirty old bossa nova in Northern Liberties.

JOEY BLANCO SPINS (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Anjou, n/c. Grooves, grooves, and more grooves.

EVOLUTION THURSDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop) (house) (progressive house) (techno) @ Evolution w/ Paulie Day and DJ Adicshun, call for cover. Bangin it out on Delaware Ave.

VIBE THURSDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop) (house) @ Egypt w/ Doc B., $10. Hang with the Power 99 crew and risk not being let in for what youre wearing.

BIG DADDY BLAKE SPINS (weekly - also on Fri. and Sat.) (house) (deep house) (world) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ LHexagone, n/c. Dont Fake the Funks house-legend dishes out soulful, Latin and booty-shakin grooves.

MUD PEOPLE (one-off) (world) (funk/soul) (trip-hop) @ Fluid w/ Argo and Edwin, $5. Eclectic dancefloor bizniz like it was at the Media Bureau.

QUEST NEW YEARS EVE 2003 (one-off) (progressive house) (house) (hip-hop) (reggae) @ Egypt w/ Moon Mandingo, Big Jim and DJ Sojo, call for cover. Bangin into the New Year -- featuring a $100-confetti drop, countdown and midnight toast.

NO TAN LINES (one-off) (rock/pop) @ upstairs at the Khyber w/ Bill Ricchini and SAT 1600, n/c. Heavy-duty rock n roll shite.

GAIAN MIND (monthly) (trance) @ Ulanas w/ Allen, Hatari and more, call for cover. Phillys only Goa and psy-trance gathering.

MY MAN FRIDAY (monthly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (world) (deep house) (house) (trip-hop) @ Saint Jacks w/ Zollielama, K-C Bajai, Ben Carroll and June Lopez, n/c. Soak in the jazzy rhythms, vocal sensuality, groovin neo-soul and Brazilain and Latin house vibrations from AudioGliphix Magazine.

FORBIDDEN FRIDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) @ Bash w/ Darin Diaz Taviano, n/c. Get your clubbed-out bliss on at Phillys most elegant nightclub with one of the finest soundsystems in town.

FUSION (weekly) (drum n bass) (breaks) (house) @ New City Tavern w/ local hot shots, $5. A Sunken Records smashdown at the techno-diner.

WIGGLE PRODUCTIONS AFTER SHOW (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (hip-hop) (breaks) @ Club Maxim w/ Roland Riso, Ricky Lee, Jeff Heart, DJ Freedom and more, $10/$7 w/ pass. The Wiggle afterparties return to the old Club RIDM.

GROOVE FRIDAYS (weekly) (house) (progressive house) (trance) (techno) (breaks) @ Club Atlas w/ Jae Signal, ZeroAlpha, Kevin Edge, Coda, Prophet and more, $3. Bumpin techno and house with the Bassment Cru.

RIDE-IT FRIDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (hip-hop) (electro) @ Club Flow w/ DJ Richie Rich, $10. Commercial dance hits from the 80s and today.

GEORGE SAKORA AND DELICATE L SPIN (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) (house) @ Lounge 125, n/c. Euphoric booty-beats in Old City.

IN THE MOOD (weekly) (house) (progressive house) (hip-hop) @ Envy w/ Mike Polvere, Ray Sheehan and Roland Riso, $5. Old Citys biggest dance party.

ROLAND RISO SPINS (weekly) (house) (world) (hip-hop) @ World Fusion, n/c. Bossa nova, Latin, disco and party grooves at the former Rococo.

FUSION FRIDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) (house) (breaks) (hip-hop) @ Chrome w/ Robbie Tronco, Chuck Addis, Joey Katz, Adam Bomb and Kwestion, call for cover. Three energy-fueled dance areas yielding the ultimate Delaware Ave. experience.

TWO DOLLAR FRIDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (trance) @ 12th Air Command w/ Steve Durkin, $2 before midnight/$5 after. GRID keeps the energy pumpin.

THE JOINT (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ 1616 w/ Joey Blanco and Brendan, $5. The bumpin party at Mask & Wig relocates to Center Citys hottest spot.

COLD RETARDED! (weekly) (rock/pop) (hip-hop) (electro) @ 700 Club w/ AJ Ready Right, n/c. Boogie spreaders like Devo, Sheila E, Run DMC and the Cure -- all for the suckerfree force.

TAKEDOWN (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Palmer Social Club w/ DJ Rome, DJ Flow and DJ KY, call for cover. Hip-hop and R&B all night long.

Shaft Fridays (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (trance) @ Shampoo w/ John Wilcox, Ed Sittler, Maria V., Terri and guests, $10/$7 w/ pass. Do you wanna get shafted, honey?

TWISTED FRIDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ Tribecca w/ Adam Freemer, call for cover. Let your energy soar with the Twisted Records luminary from NYC.

FUTURE FRIDAYS (weekly) (house) (deep house) (hip-hop) (rock/pop) @ Swanky Bubbles w/ DJ Loctgruv, n/c. Soulful, funky house in Old City.

DEN CHRONIC AND LEE JONES SPIN (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (deep house) @ 2-4 Club, call for cover. Get pumped on the main floor, or chill with deep grooves in the Fur Lounge.

CAFE FRIDAYS (weekly) (deep house) (house) (funk/soul) (trip-hop) @ Marmont w/ Radian, n/c. French lovin in Old City.

FRIDAY NIGHTS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) @ Deco w/ Steve Nolfi or Joey Cas, call for cover. Volumized hysteria.

DJ GABRIEL BEN SPINS (weekly) (trance) (progressive house) @ Paradigm, n/c. Once known as DJ Groove, he soothes your pain with deep progressive trance.

Ronnie D spins (weekly also on Sat.) (house) (funk) (hip-hop) (world) (rock/pop) @ the Five Spot, $10. Songs you know and love in swanky-ass Old City.

Ricky Lee spins (weekly) (house) (deep house) @ Lucys, n/c. Up-close and personal with the Wiggle mofo.

Classic Hip-Hop (weekly also on Sat.) (hip-hop) @ Grape St. Pub w/ DJ Sat-one, $5. Ill shit.

LETS GET CRAZY (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (trance) (hip-hop) @ Top Dog w/ Jeffrey Mac, $5. High-flying goodness in University City.

FRIDAYS AT BRASILS (weekly) (world) @ Brasils w/ Jay Rockwell, $10. Room-shaking Latino rhythms.

The Nappy Afro-Cuban Sound System (weekly also on Sat.) (world) @ Cibucan Lounge w/ DJ Hector, n/c. Soothe yourself in sunny rhythms from afar.

COZMIC CAT SPINS (weekly) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) (deep house) @ 32, n/c. Dress chicly for dapper loungin with the 25+ year-olds.

FIESTA FRIDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Brave New World w/ Stevie D and Gary O, call for cover. The mature hip-hop dance party.

SALSA FRIDAYS (weekly) (world) (hip-hop) (house) @ Eighth Floor Nightclub, cal for cover. Dress upscale for three classy rooms of salsa, R&B, top-40 and more.

FREAKIN FRIDAY (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Pomodoros w/ DJ Indio, n/c. Hippin and hoppin above the pizza place on South Street.

GREG WEISS SPINS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ Bump w/ guests, n/c. Funky booty-beats in the gayborhood.

MARQUES WYATT AT 1616 (one-off) (house) (deep house) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ 1616 w/ Marques Wyatt, Carl Michaels, Willyum, Lil Dave, Statik, Panek and Philee Blunt, $15. As a follow-up to the unforgettable Mark Farina party, another illustrious house guru from Om Records is here to pump your ass with sweet, funky house.

ROCK TITS HARD N HEAVY (monthly) (rock/pop) @ upstairs at the Khyber w/ Joel Flood, n/c. Raging with stoner rock and sludge.

RELAX SATURDAYS (monthly) (house) (world) @ Aqua Lounge w/ Todd Damon and Rahsaan, $5. The Tricky Disco duo gets biz once again with Afro and Latin rhythms.

CIRCUS SATURDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) (hip-hop) @ Chrome w/ Chris Costanzo, John E and DJ Tripp, $12. All lifestyles are welcome for a new look, a new vibe, a new attitude -- a new party.

UNITY SATURDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) (house) @ Evolution w/ Robbie Tronco and Chuck Addis, call for cover. Pump that pelvis at the new party for anyone and everyone.

SATURDAY NIGHTS AT BRIDGET FOYS (weekly) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) (deep house) (house) @ Bridget Foys w/ INK, n/c. Laid-back urban grooves into sweet house rhythms.

Tasty Treats (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (reggae) @ Fluid w/ ?uestlove and Mike Nyce, $10/$7 before 12. Funk-a-matic beats with the superstar from The Roots -- a Square Biz jawn.

THE GREAT WHITE HYPE (weekly) (deep house) (house) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (reggae) @ Filos w/ DJ Train and Kwestion, $5. Bumpin beats, delicious vibes, and an intimate setting.

Code Red Saturdays (weekly) (house) (progressive house) (hip-hop) @ Tribecca w/ Christian James and Grambino, $15/$10 members. Funky disco-rama for the late-night partiers.

THE DARK CORNER (weekly) (goth/industrial) (rock/pop) @ Ulanas w/ Kiltboy and DJ Poe, $5. A gothic/industrial night mixed up with some synth-pop and 80s.

RELEASE SATURDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) @ 2-4 Club w/ special superstar guest, call for cover. High-flying club mayhem for your sexy ass.

SATURDAYS AT BASH (weekly) (house) (progressive house) (hip-hop) @ Bash w/ Dozia and John Uman, call for cover. The Ovum bad-boy drops the vocal-y, bumpin flavor with NYCs blazin percussionist.

COMFORT ZONE (weekly) (deep house) (house) @ Liquid Blue w/ Jason Leroy, Kevin V, Joshua C. Devins and more, n/c. Deep, pumpin soul music for your loungin needs in the South Street area.

SATURDAY DANCE PARTY (weekly) (progressive house) @ 12th Air Command w/ Alan G, call for cover. Feel the groove with the male go-go dancers.

DELUXE SATURDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (breaks) (electro) (hip-hop) @ Shampoo w/ Steve Singer and more, $10. High-flying club-chicness.

BABY DST SPINS (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Gasoline, call for cover. A big room for bumpin booty beats.

SATURDAYS AT PALMER (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Palmer Social Club w/ L-Boogie, DJ Rome and DJ Storm, call for cover. An exclusive party with the rich and glamorous featuring three floors of pumpin beats.

SAT NIGHTS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) @ Deco w/ Franky T, call for cover. Get pleasantly pummeled with Decos eight-year resident.

SEXY SATURDAYS (weekly) (progressive house) (trance) (house) (hip-hop) @ Top Dog w/ DJ Paulie Day, $5. The legendary one rocks da house in University City.

SATURDAYS AT BRASILS (weekly) (world) @ Brasils w/ DJ Marcelo and Jay Rockwell, $10. Brazilian and Caribbean music for your Latin booty.

JON GILL SPINS (weekly) (deep house) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Paradigm, n/c. A wide array of funky music comin your way.

Plastic Dreams (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ Cafe Spice w/ DJ Rodrigo, n/c. Lounge n groove to the funky 4/4 flavor.

Latin Night (weekly) (world) @ Adrenaline w/ DJ Miguel, call for cover. Shake your thang to salsa, merengue and bachata music.

LUCAS RIVERA SPINS (weekly) (funk/soul) (world) @ Anjou, n/c. Get your chic on with some Latin jazz seasoned with soul and disco classics.

LIVE SATURDAY NIGHTS (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Brave New World w/ Gary O, call for cover. The hippest, hypest, hottest R&B dance party around.

SATURDAYS AT ENVY (weekly) (house) (progressive house) (hip-hop) @ Envy w/ Mike Polvere and Perry Angelozzi, n/c before 10 p.m./$5 until 11 p.m./$10 after. Fry like an eagle.

SLAMMIN SATURDAY (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Pomodoros w/ DJ Indio, n/c. The NYC bad-boy cuts it up.

CHIP DISH AND KEVIN NEALY SPIN (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ Bump w/ guests, n/c. Fellas from About the Beat and I.S.O. Menswear keep the beats pumpin.

A VERY SPOILED NEW YEARS EVE CELEBRATION (one-off) (progressive house) (house) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (reggae) @ Egypt w/ DJ 54, DJ Richie Rich and Ronnie D., $15. Spoiled Rotten Sundays drops an early New Years bash for the teenie-boppin club-kids -- goes from 6 p.m.-10 p.m.

DRUNKEN MONKEY (weekly) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Lucys w/ Roland Riso, $20. Jazzy brunch with open buffet and free drinks -- going from noon - 5 p.m.

SOUL TRAVELIN (weekly) (funk/soul) (world) @ Anjou w/ Brendan and Joey Blanco, n/c. The return of the unbugged music trip to the East.

PHILLY ELEMENT (weekly) (drum n bass) (house) (techno) (breaks) (progressive house) (trance) @ Club Atlas w/ Josh Holiday, V-Era, MC Bishop K, DJ Tag and Manik-1, n/c. Post-rave madness at the old Cloud 9.

THE F WORD (weekly) (house) @ Deco w/ Jon Gill, $10/$5 w/ flier or printout/n/c if you mention DJs name at door. Pure house music like MAW and other soulful grooves.

SYNTAX SUNDAYS (weekly) (drum n bass) @ Pomodoros w/ Suspect J, Screwface, Ixia, Steam, Mr. Edakit and more, n/c. Raging beats above the pizza joint on South Street.

THE NETWORK (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ the Five Spot w/ Adam Bomb, Dice R.A.W. and friends, $5. A live hip-hop and poetry event.

SOMA SUNDAZE (weekly) (house) (deep house) @ SoMa w/ Carl Michaels, n/c. Funky, soulful house, $2 drinks, one bumpin vibe.

DUCES WILD (weekly) (hip-hop) @ M Restaurant and Lounge w/ DJ Rebel, n/c. Swanky loungin with smoooooth hip-hop in Old City.

FAST, CHEAP, AND OUT OF CONTROL (weekly) (rock/pop) (goth/industrial) @ Fluid w/ Major Wood, $5. Punk out with delicious, sexy, bad-ass nakedness.

LEE JONES SPINS (weekly) (deep house) (house) @ Swanky Bubbles, n/c. Hang with the legendary one in Old City.

BOTANY 500 SPINS (weekly) (trip-hop) (funk/soul) (world) (deep house) @ Bar Noir, n/c. The Cue Records mofo drops a tasty array of funk, Afrobeat, bossanova, broken beats and soulful house.

LOTION (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Tribecca w/ Nancy Way, Grambino, Ivan Lopez and guests, $5. A hot late-night dose of bangin progressive and tribal house upstairs and old-school hip-hop and funk down below.

FUCK U TIP ME (weekly) (funk/soul) (trip-hop) (hip-hop) (house) @ North w/ rotating DJs, n/c. FUPM drops a new weekly for bartenders, servers, chefs and everyone else working all weekend in the hospitality biz.

ROLAND RISO SPINS (weekly) (hip-hop) (reggae) @ Scooters Pub, n/c. Rockin the old-school jams.

PLANET LOVE SUNDAYS (weekly) (house) (progressive house) @ 32 w/ DJ Snezana, n/c. Ultra-swanky loungin in Old City.

SIN CITY (weekly) (rock/pop) (electro) (goth/industrial) @ Evolution w/ Knobhead, $6. Grinding out to 80s, goth, industrial, synth-pop and more.

DOUBLE L SPINS (weekly) (reggae) @ Stellar Coffee, n/c. Droppin reggae and dub in the late afternoon/early evening while you slurp on caffeine.

DJ ROME SPINS (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Palmer Social Club, call for cover. The weekend is over; get your chill on.

MAVERICK NIGHTS (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Eden Roc w/ DJ Fat Cat and more, $5 before 11 p.m./$7 after. The hottest hip-hop plus live performances by Phillys dopest unsigned heroes and an open mic.

Marinate (weekly) (reggae) @ Filos w/ Kenny Meez, n/c. Indulge in the rasta vibez.

SABROSO SUNDAYS (weekly) (world) (house) @ 12th Air Command w/ Johnathan Rivas, n/c. Shake it with Latin dancers at Phillys hottest gay joint.

REENIE KANE SPINS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ 2-4 Club, call for cover. Throwin down your faves.

OLD SCHOOL SUNDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Brave New World w/ Butterball, call for cover. Old-school classics before midnight, todays hottest hip-hop and R&B after.

Sundays @ MARMONT (weekly) (deep house) (house) (progressive house) (trip-hop) (hip-hop) (breaks) @ Marmont w/ Alexander a.k.a. Adrock and guest, n/c. Lounging and dancing in sheer elegance.

LIFTED SUNDAYS (weekly) (trance) (progressive house) (house) (breaks) (hip-hop) @ Shampoo w/ Chuck Addis, Kurious George and Big Jim, call for cover. Still hot. Shag anyone?

METHOD SHOWCASE (one-off) (hip-hop) @ TLA w/ Erick Sermon, Killah Priest, Poverty and Adam Bomb, $20. Goodie Goodie keeps the ultimate hip-hop shows pumpin.

POP ROCK SUICIDE (weekly) (rock/pop) (electro) @ Marmont w/ Jon Gill, n/c. Electroclash, new wave and alternative in Old City.

GRINDIN (weekly) (reggae) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Fez w/ Mike Nyce, $5. Another Square Biz jawn featuring reggae and slow jams.

The Remedy (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (reggae) (rock/pop) @ Fluid w/ Cosmo Baker and guests, $5/free before 11 p.m./ladies free before midnight. Wear your 80s gear -- bumpin, grindin and makin Philly-history.

A-LIST (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ Glam w/ Robbie Tronco, n/c, Dress your finest and be down with the elitists.

FUCK IT MONDAYS (weekly) (drum n bass) (breaks) (techno) (house) @ Club Atlas w/ Monica Sharp and friends, $3. Get whacked with ill behavior for Monica Sharps fn B-Day!

HEROES (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Filos w/ DJ Diabolic, n/c. Spinnin da perfect beats on da 1 and 2s.

INCOGNITO (weekly) (funk/soul) @ Swanky Bubbles w/ DJ Audible, n/c. Kickin it on Old City with filthy, freaky Philly funk.

Blue (weekly) (deep house) (house) (progressive house) @ SoMa w/ Deep C and guest, n/c. An utterly danceable Tigerhook dose jam-packed with house heads.

IN THE BIZ MONDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Pomodoros w/ DJ Indio, n/c. The NYC hip-hop guru funks you up.

GET BUMPED (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ 2-4 Club w/ Allen Goldberg, call for cover. The bumping beats of bliss will take you over.

NEW YEARS EVE 2003 (one-off) (progressive house) (house) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Egypt w/ DJ Richie Rich and more, call for cover. Have an explosive New Years on Delaware Ave. with the Q-102 bad-boy -- fashionable dress code enforced. (They want men to wear jackets...Geez!)

NEW YEARS EVE 2003 (one-off) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (house) (progressive house) (trance) (rock/pop) @ TPDS Club w/ guest DJ, call for cover. A melange of music, air bursts, butler hors doeuvres, raffle, prizes and more -- dress formally, like maybe a black tie or sumthin.

BOOM BAP (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Liquid Blue w/ Low Budget and Low Bizzle, n/c. Laid-back booty-beats for one and all.

4 EVER 1 (one-off) (drum n bass) (trance) (progressive house) (house) (techno) (hardcore) (breaks) @ Lancaster Hall w/ Myster Mason, Trust, Taurus, Advance, Invid, Structure, Slushy, Warlock, Don Miller, Nok, DJ Zero Alpha, Mass, DJ Andee, Illusion, Hen Loc, Synikal vs. Tags, V-Era, Jonathan Williams, Ixia, Lil Versace, Gully, Kaiya, Ron Delay, Kevin Kong, Dave Keset, Adrian Alexander, Cortex, Bluff, RubixQube, Trevitt, Pazuzu, Monica Sharp, Kevlar, Luke Aaron, Grayfox, 2 Juice Large, Armanni Reign, MC Sharpness, High Iq, MC Freak, MC Jesse James, MC Bishop K and MC Meddafore, $10 in advance or w/ Underworld membership/$15 at door. Kontrol Phreaks drop Phillys ultimate New Years rave.

ROCK TITS NEW YEARS EVENT VOL. 2 (one-off) (rock/pop) (funk/soul) @ Tritone w/ Rick D, Dan Buskirk, Joel Flood, Dave Brown and many others, $5. Rock out with your cock out to the grinding punk, metal, soul and other jockin rock shite.

NYE (one-off) (house) (progressive house) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ Shampoo w/ Carl Michaels, Rahsaan, Ed Sittler and Starchild, call for cover. Three rooms to party, three-hour open bar, one raging New Years party.

READY...STEADY...GO!! (monthly) (rock/pop) (funk/soul) @ 700 Club w/ Ben X. Kim, Andrew Chalfen and Chatty Cathy, n/c. Rockin it out in Northern Liberties with new wave, punk/post-punk, power pop and a touch of soul

FRAIS JIVE (weekly) (deep house) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) @ LHexagone w/ Randy Flash, n/c. Sweeeeet funky-ness with the Philly veteran.

VILLA MUZIQUE (weekly) (house) (deep house) @ Marmont w/ Carl Michaels, n/c. Open-air loungin to deep, quirky, funky house.

WEDENSDAYS AT FILOS (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) (reggae) (trip-hop) @ Filos w/ Ced One, n/c. Blazin beats and downtempo gems at the underground hot spot.

RETRO CHEESE (weekly) (rock/pop) @ Lucys w/ Roland Riso, n/c. Synth-pop and Brit-pop like the Rolling Stones, Joy Division and Charlatans.

WILD CARD (weekly) (breaks) (house) @ Saint Jacks w/ Imri Jonas and friends, n/c. The finest in funky breaks and future funk in Old City.

NOCTURNE (weekly) (rock/pop) (electro) (goth/industrial) @ Shampoo w/ Jon Gill, Knobhead, Kathy Fadigan and more, $6. Rockin you out with 80s synth-pop, industrial, goth and alternative hits.

WEDNESDAYS AT SOMA (weekly) (trip-hop) @ SoMa w/ DJ Jugo, n/c. Bossabreaks and atmospheric breakbeats for your Old City pleasures.

PAINCHILLER SPINS (weekly) (trip-hop) (reggae) (funk/soul) (drum n bass) @ The Latest Dish, n/c. Soak in the soothing sounds of electronic lounge at Phillys dopest restaurant.

HUMP NIGHT (weekly) (progressive house) (house) (trance) (hip-hop) @ Top Dog w/ Paulie Day, n/c. A Q-102 dance party.

DEAN CHRONIC SPINS (weekly) (progressive house) (house) @ 2-4 Club, call for cover. Ride the music.

SMOKE SESSIONS (weekly) (house) (hip-hop) @ Tribecca w/ Dozia, Ivan Lopez and guests, call for cover. Mid-week club-ola up yonder.

KUSH SOCIAL LOUNGE (weekly) (funk/soul) (hip-hop) (house) @ Club Venus w/ DJ Soniq, The Record Player and Starchild, $5. Delve into the classic soul, R&B, hip-hop and house in Old City.

BLURRED HEARING (weekly) (trip-hop) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ ONeals w/ DJ Rehab and Sidekick 50, n/c. Abstract beats that shake da soul.

BLACKGROUND RECORDS WEDNESDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Eden Roc w/ Keith, Shelly Shell, Ed Box, Damn, You Short, Supreem, General and more, $5/$2 before 11 p.m. Rockin beats and open mic courtesy of Urban X-Pressions.

HUMP DAY WEDNESDAY (weekly) (hip-hop) (reggae) @ Terminal Niteclub w/ DJ Baby DST, $5/ladies free before12. Mid-week booty-beats in Upper Darby.

SMOKE WEDNESDAY (weekly) (hip-hop) @ the Five Spot w/ DJ Mobe, $5/ladies free before 11 p.m. Lightin the decks on fire in Old City.

OFF THE RECORD (weekly) (hip-hop) (trip-hop) (house) @ Glam w/ DJ Truth, Lorne and guests, n/c. Look dapper amid the Old City swank.

COLLEGE NIGHT (weekly) (house) (progressive house) (hip-hop) @ Egypt w/ Richie Rich and DJ Teek, call for cover. The Q102 star makes your shake that college booty.

BENJA STYLES SPINS (weekly) (funk/soul) @ Bluezette, n/c. Kickin it with funk, soul and rare grooves.

Tribal Verb (weekly) (drum n bass) (hip-hop) (trip-hop) @ La Tazza w/ Atma, DJ Self, DJ Diabolik and more, $5/ladies free 11 p.m. JPPs intimate, lip-smacking weekly jawn in Old City.

LUXE (weekly) (deep house) (trip-hop) @ Swanky Bubbles w/ Jose, n/c. Deep n swanky French house and trip-hop for loungin like a true hipster.

LADIES NIGHT OUT (weekly) (hip-hop) (funk/soul) @ Brave New World w/ DJ Dia, call for cover. Classy beats and specials for da ladies.

OL HEAD YON SCRAPPY (weekly) (hip-hop) @ North Star Bar w/ Hoagie C.C., Fingaz and FormaDiplo, n/c. Funkin it up right.

WILD ON WEDNESDAYS (weekly) (hip-hop) @ Pomodoros w/ DJ Indio, n/c. A hip-hoppin singles party above the pizza joint.