As fools move past April Fools’ into warm climates and heated social climbs (as if there are ladders or limbs worth climbing) stuff’s getting sticky, tricky and persnickety. Finally! Like DJ Robbie Tronco and Rahsaan’s new un-affiliation with Shampoo’s “Spark-it.” In Rahsaan’s mind, it’s a perceived change in format that made ’em leave Shampoo. He writes in an e-mail, “I think they’re aiming for Chemical Bros./Fatboy Slim-geared audiences with promo support from Y100-FM. Maybe they’re going after Maui’s crowd?” (Shampoo says its main dancefloor, Tronco’s former domain, will do with Y-100 what seems an alterna-rock-retro-Eurythmo-head thing, spun by Steve Singer.) Weirder is Tronco, a gay-audience saint, reducing (reduced?) to once-monthly spin sessions at Shaft, Shampoo’s Friday gay affair. (Circuit DJs who draw big crowds fill other weeks.) While Tronco started A-List Mondays at Glam (hosts: Shampoo lady Shannon XOXO, Justin Bruno, Cyoni) last week, Rahsaan and Todd Damon moved Tricky Disco Tuesdays to Glöbar only to cancel it. “Glöbar was not the right venue,” he writes. So while you look for Rahsaan at Proto and Crimson Moon, Glöbar gets overhauled now that Billy Weiss bought out partner Jimmy Binns after long legal wrangling. Weiss and family change Glöbar from confused straight bar to luxurious gay lounge Bump on April 20, with an opening party thrown by Dennio/Shaft’s Dan Contarino, who’ll bring “Beef or Drag” Sunday brunches to Bump’s refabricated, prix-fixe restaubar/after-hour juice-bar fold. While drama unfolds in Danceland, Crustyrockland got drama when Hindi Leather Tuscadero-esque Geeta Dalal and her girls (Linda Nezu, Noelle and Gloria from Meth 25, all-girl AC/DC cover band Satan’s Riff Raff and Sic Kidz, the latter who’ll play LaTazza April 5) laid claim to being the Bikini Bandit Band backing Dee Dee Ramone on April 6 at 1616 Locust. “Betty Whitetrash thought either that it was them or that they could spread rumors that it’s them -- which pissed me off royally,” writes Dalal, who added that she set the record straight at Tattooed Mom in Russ Meyer form drinking bourbon and confronting BWT in a lowcut jumpsuit. Wait! When did people start fighting over Dee Dee? Meanwhile, Pi Lam’s 24th annual Human BBQ, April 6, stars Mick Cancer and new bass recruit Noelle (the same Sic Kid mentioned above) in the pit before King Missile. Also Lam-ing: Lexicon, The Sand Family and La Guardia.… DrumStickAssChickProductions presents “Nu Energies” at LaTazza April 6 with Deet and DJ Jae.… You never miss the water till the Trailer Trash UK runs dry. That’s right. They’re quittin’. And their 12-band bye-bye show -- April 6, 1 p.m., at Joe’s Back Yard, 329 Elm St., Westville, N.J. -- features old TTUK guitarist Johnny Goth, of Stendhal. Ex-TTUKers Joe, Jon and Angie (under the name Famous in Vegas) are working on a musical titled Altar Boy (“about child molestation within the Catholic Church” says Joe). They’ll preview songs when they do June 2 at Doc Watson’s.… Cashman & Associates associate Stephanie Reynolds -- president of Fashion Industry Association -- snagged mega-designer Geoffrey Beene for Philadelphia University/FIA’s annual fashion show, at the Academy of Music April 24.… Earsplit PR joined forces with Philly’s Steel Cage Records to pump up Antiseen, Limecell, Cretin 66, the 440’s and Cocknoose to the skate punks of America.… Look for Sofitel hotel to offer high-flying flights of scotch at La Bourse, the lobby bar, every Tuesday.… Is Def Soul looking to sign Philly’s smooth-jazz-hop duo Aaries Project, who’s currently recording with Larry Gold at the Studio?… With his band Valsalva on hiatus, singer Mike Reis has been doing much solo acoustic stuff. Like April 6’s show at the Fire with ookie Canadian Hayden.… The Anna Crusis Women’s Choir (featuring ex-’XPN lady Kim Alexander Walsh) do “Tunes and Treasures” a silent fundraising auction and cabaret concert, April 6, Friends Center of Philly, 15th and Cherry.… Club Kamasutra needs your help. Everyone’s fave secret 10th Street sex-lounge has a live radio show -- Club Kamasutra Experience Hour, 5-6 p.m., Wednesdays, WURD, 900 on yer AM dial, and they need your calls. 1-866-4-KAMASUtra.… Congrats to former CP photog Scott Weiner for landing a Times Square billboard for his shot of Dee Snider for VH1’s movie Warning: Parental Advisory and trade ads of Ozzy and child for MTV’s No. 1 The Osbournes; to the gals of Sugar Town who celebrated one year of ladydom at the Balcony; to Headlong Dance co-directress Amy Smith and Richard Kaufmann for birthing a second child (Dexter James Kaufmann) and for gigs like a Duke Theatre run in NYC for Headlong (April 4-7) and Rich’s Common Senses tour, which stops at Fire April 4 and NXNW April 13 with Giant Sand; and to meeeee, A.D. for restarting lounge DJing with a First Friday Rat Packed/bachelor pad-y A Swinging Affair, April 5 starting at 5 p.m., at lil’ ol’ 32° on South Second. Just follow the cigarette girls.