Feb 9 (Tue)

This aerobics class alternative will get you into shape without boring you to death.

Feb 9 (Tue)

Feb 10 (Wed)

Ladies can earn a hefty cash prize by competing in this "anything-goes" amateur stripping contest. We're guessing that means you can take off the pasties.

Feb 10 (Wed)

This aerobics class alternative will get you into shape without boring you to death.

Feb 10 (Wed)

Feb 11 (Thu)

Watch as eight lathered showgirls compete in a nude wrestling match. Hopefully, no one's body parts will be bitten off.

Feb 11 (Thu)

Women can earn a cash prize by strutting their stuff in skimpy beachwear.

Feb 11 (Thu)

Feb 12 (Fri)

Watch as male performers work out their primal urges on stage. Ladies only.

Feb 12 (Fri)

Single women and couples are invited to turn their ménage-à-trois sexual fantasies into reality at this swingers-friendly event.

Feb 12 (Fri)

Feb 13 (Sat)

If fitness classes with names like "Running 101" and "Spinning" bore you, this pole dancing course may be more your style.

Feb 13 (Sat)

The men of the cave strut their sultry stuff for the ladies at this weekly event.

Feb 13 (Sat)

Who says a good old-fashioned night of drinking can't bring two hearts together? It may not be Match.com, but then again, the Internet doesn't serve up $5 pub grub.

Feb 13 (Sat)

Feb 14 (Sun)

Ladies can grab their detention cards and drink for free at this naughty costume party. Just don't let the principal catch you.

Feb 14 (Sun)

You don't have to reach any high notes during this adults-only stripping karaoke — just high poles.

Feb 14 (Sun)

Feb 15 (Mon)

This aerobics class alternative will get you into shape without boring you to death.

Feb 15 (Mon)

Feb 16 (Tue)

Naughty Philadelphians are invited to recite and listen to hot-under-the-collar original and classic work.

Feb 16 (Tue)

This aerobics class alternative will get you into shape without boring you to death.

Feb 16 (Tue)

Feb 17 (Wed)

Ladies can earn a hefty cash prize by competing in this "anything-goes" amateur stripping contest. We're guessing that means you can take off the pasties.

Feb 17 (Wed)

This aerobics class alternative will get you into shape without boring you to death.